VI. Public Service Announcement Number Two
People in this building need to stop making small talk in the lobby. One, do I look like I want to smile and nod while you babble? And two, why should I care how you and your day is going? I don't, for the record. So let's just finish this conversation here, hmm?
You: Hello! My what a lovely day it is! How are you?
Me: *glare*
You: My fea bitten rodent I call a pet and baby as if it is my own spawn did the most delightfully disgusting thing, let me proceed to tell you all about it...
Me: *walks away*
You: But wait! I have to tell you my whole life story!
Me: *gestures behind back*
You: Well how rude.
Now that we've had this discussion let us never have it again.
You: Hello! My what a lovely day it is! How are you?
Me: *glare*
You: My fea bitten rodent I call a pet and baby as if it is my own spawn did the most delightfully disgusting thing, let me proceed to tell you all about it...
Me: *walks away*
You: But wait! I have to tell you my whole life story!
Me: *gestures behind back*
You: Well how rude.
Now that we've had this discussion let us never have it again.