The First Game

[calling_cards]

[Voice Post]

[clicking as if someone is flicking the microphone with the tip of their fingernail]

[click click click]

[sharp exhalation of breath into the microphone before the clicking stops]

Trickytrickytrickytrickytri~cky...

[rubble and miscellaneous debris can be heard being shifted through and, occasionally, tossed aside]

Oh, but this

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[dark_adonis_plz]

Ah, it seems as though everyone has gotten here before moi. Oh well, I am quite fashionably late, at least.

What other questions might I be able to answer, good sir?

Voice

[calling_cards]

[claps]

Anything and everything other than my location.

[dark_adonis_plz]

Well then! I should be of some assistance. As said above, there's a great beast wreaking havoc on this poor city, and leaving smaller monsters in its wake. The little ones have quite the bite to them, and cause sickness in whoever happens to be attacked.

Oh, and if you had any magic or the like, I would not expect it to be as potent. I am afraid this place puts a dampener of sorts when it comes to that.

[calling_cards]

Oh, the unexpected. What fun. What about this magic?

[dark_adonis_plz]

Ah, you must not have had it on your world, then. You see, some residents are--or once were--capable of using it. Now, however, it seems we are at a loss! Such a pity, too. It would have been quite useful.