Pointless meme time~

Jun 29, 2010 15:17

Go to urbandictionary.com
Type in answers to the following questions
Post the first definition it gives you

1. Your name: Amanda
A woman named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very lovable. Amandas are envied by other women.

2. Your age: 26
750ml of alky (Yes, that was the whole thing.)

3. One of your friends: Whitney
A girl that you definitely wanna take home to ma and pa... Amazing girl, that you should never let go!

4. What should you be doing: jobhunting
Something you should probably be doing instead of reading this definition.

5. Favourite colour: green
Yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that's really not very much fun, now is it?

6. Birthplace: Ohio
A land of shifting mists, Ohio is the most mysterious state in America. There are some who claim that it does not exist at all, but is merely a hoax perpetrated by a strong core of dedicated jokesters in the "neighboring" states of Michigan, Pennsylvania, Indiana, and West Virginia (we're pretty sure no one tells Kentucky anything).

Most people believe, however, that Ohio DOES in fact exist, and that its mystery is due solely to the mysterious mists that seem to enshroud the entirety of the state in...well...mystery, deterring all but the most stalwart of travelers. Constituents to this belief also hold that Ohio is, in fact, the last home of the dinosaurs, and that Ohioan economy is based almost solely on quarrying and agricultural works using highly-trained dinosaurs as the primary (and literal) beasts of burden. (Yeah, this was the third definition, but it was way too awesome not to use.)

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