Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 1956

Jun 04, 2011 18:04

I need to borrow a bucket from someone.  It is of the utmost importance.

Thank you,
FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan.

the worst intro post, the best into post

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libertyfuckyeah June 5 2011, 04:35:18 UTC
FBI? Heyyyyy, you're one of mine!

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 04:43:02 UTC
Yes, FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Please, just call me York. Everyone calls me that.

Are you one of the countries as well?

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libertyfuckyeah June 5 2011, 04:45:27 UTC
'Kay! [ I bet the lack of confusion is surprising. ]

Yup! The greatest, in fact! I'm America! The one, the only, and the best!

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 19:13:33 UTC
America, huh? I've met Japan and Hungary so far. How exactly big are you countries anyway? It seems odd you'd be able to fit inside of a city, unless this city is much larger than I would have thought.

By any chance, Mr. The United Stats of America, do you have any milk? I need some for my coffee.

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libertyfuckyeah June 5 2011, 22:03:51 UTC
Well, I'm one of the biggest landmasses in the world, but my body is like... 5'8? Our homes and all wouldn't fit in a city! Just our bodies! It's all kinda complicated.

...Uh. There's a cow at the barn that gives milk?

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callhimyork June 5 2011, 22:07:25 UTC
Right! Which is why I need the bucket. But it sounds like at this rate, I'll have to just carry it all in cups...

So, in other words, the countries here inhabit bodies that are like some sort of...projection of the spirit of the nation? Like a conglomerate of the individuals and the land?

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libertyfuckyeah June 5 2011, 22:18:02 UTC
Yeah, the buckets are kinda a sensitive subject, I guess. You can try a big bowl though!

That's right! Our land, culture, people, everything personified! You're one of the first to get it right off the bat. Not surprised though, since you are FBI.

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callhimyork June 6 2011, 05:36:29 UTC
It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp.

So, you must be several hundred years old, then. Unless your existence has been a recent turn of events?

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libertyfuckyeah June 13 2011, 04:37:44 UTC
Nope, that's right! I'm around 193 officially, at least by my current date, a little over 400 total, aaanndddd my body's been stuck at around nineteen or twenty since the Industrial Revolution.

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