Dec 05, 2005 16:51
Why I heart the Dragaeran Mailing List:
Posted by Jon Lincicum, 3:16pm 12/5/05
So, if I've got this right, Sethra Lavode (Secretly Anakin's father), sent
the Kwisatz Haderach to Endor to conquer the Ewoks using the Morganti
Lightsaber of Kieron the Conquerer, but was thwarted by Gandalf, who slew
the Balrog that Jabba the Hutt keeps in a pit below his throne, then gave
the Imperial Orb to Frodo to carry to the Jenoine's world, and throw it
into a river of amorphia, thus saving all of the galaxy from the Imperial
Warlord, Darth Vader, who,in actuality, is secretly Mario.
Is that it?
In a disscussion of spoilers of Orca and the ethics of thereof. By the way, I have now finished Orca, which means I am no longer spoiled by the spoilers that I kind of knew anyway and I have also finished a Feast For Crows which was pointles in my opinion, but not Kendra's who monitored me running around explaining the awesomeness at what she says was "every chapter".