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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as matchstick_men and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I pulled over and changed enamours_boy's flat tire (15 points). In July I bought porn for captain_nimrod (10 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to audosa_berry in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I gave crazyfaceofdoom a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (216 points). For Christmas I deserve a dolly!
Sincerely,
calla_balla