A Day in the Life (first person)
You know, it's not every day you see twins actually working together.
...Okay, well maybe it is. We own our own (yes, it is what is says) premises now, in Diagon Alley, which I we find really interesting. Intriguing, really. We get to test out new things, and if it doesn't go right, people blame Zonko's. (Sorry mates, really. We owe you lots.)
The new stuff though sells pretty well. And, for a price, we can sell some of our newest techniques to young blossoming trouble-making sprouts, especially Gryffindors that hate Slythies as much as we do! But, you didn't hear that from Us o'course.
We're really impressed with Ginny. She's shaping up quite well.
(Bat-bogey Hex! What a charm! Especially for the poor soul who's on the recieving end. Notice, we're on her good side.)
Hopefully, our talents can come in handy. We can do enough damage with these, we suppose. Up the dosage on a Nosebleed Nougat, and it'll be enough for a hemmorhage.
(Trust us, we know!)
Sure, it could be easily stopped, but what's the fun in that?
We are who we are. If you don't like it, here try our newest product.
And sign this agreement, please, before the side-effects wear off. We'll just guide your hand there...yes, that should do it! Oh, blimey..look, he's just fainted!
Glad we got that signature in time then, eh?
...Okay, well maybe it is. We own our own (yes, it is what is says) premises now, in Diagon Alley, which I we find really interesting. Intriguing, really. We get to test out new things, and if it doesn't go right, people blame Zonko's. (Sorry mates, really. We owe you lots.)
The new stuff though sells pretty well. And, for a price, we can sell some of our newest techniques to young blossoming trouble-making sprouts, especially Gryffindors that hate Slythies as much as we do! But, you didn't hear that from Us o'course.
We're really impressed with Ginny. She's shaping up quite well.
(Bat-bogey Hex! What a charm! Especially for the poor soul who's on the recieving end. Notice, we're on her good side.)
Hopefully, our talents can come in handy. We can do enough damage with these, we suppose. Up the dosage on a Nosebleed Nougat, and it'll be enough for a hemmorhage.
(Trust us, we know!)
Sure, it could be easily stopped, but what's the fun in that?
We are who we are. If you don't like it, here try our newest product.
And sign this agreement, please, before the side-effects wear off. We'll just guide your hand there...yes, that should do it! Oh, blimey..look, he's just fainted!
Glad we got that signature in time then, eh?