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call_me_spooky

x - 0024 [Terms of Endearment]

Feb 14, 2009 12:55

ALEX KRYCEK.

I got you this. ♥

( Non-IC cut )

i am a horse's ass, hate myself in the morning, curse: affected, invertabrate scum sucker, stupid cupid, this is awkward, a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift, glittery sparklytiemz, life is like a box of chocolates

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specialagentgf February 14 2009, 21:31:41 UTC

MULDER!

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:10:16 UTC

WHAT.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:11:31 UTC

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM!

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:14:44 UTC

I SAW HIM FIRST.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:17:32 UTC

THAT'S NOT HOW LOVE WORKS!

BESIDES, HE'S STRAIGHT. HE WOULDN'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY!

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:19:22 UTC

LIKE ANYONE WOULD WANT AN ANGRY LITTLE MIDGET LIKE YOU, SCULLY.

OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS YOUR LABELS. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO CLOSE-MINDED.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:21:49 UTC

OH, AND A SELF-OBSESSED DELUSIONAL MANIAC WHO WOULD RATHER CHASE LITTLE GREEN ALIENS THAN DEVELOP HONEST-TO-GOD RELATIONSHIPS KNOWS WHAT LOVE REALLY IS.

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:28:28 UTC

YOU DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO SCULLY. THE TWO OF US, IN RUSSIA... FIGHTING TO SURVIVE... WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THINGS TOGETHER, SCULLY. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT KIND OF INTIMACY.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:39:49 UTC

BY THAT LOGIC, MULDER, YOU AND I WOULD BE IN LOVE.

KNOWLEDGE IS GREAT, BUT YOU CAN'T FIGHT CHEMISTRY.

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:42:04 UTC

DID YOU MISS WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU BEING UTTERLY UNLOVABLE?

YOU HAVE NO CHEMISTRY WITH MY DARLING ALEX.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:45:32 UTC

YOU'RE THE UNLOVABLE ONE! I'VE HAD FUNCTIONING RELATIONSHIPS BEFORE, MULDER. YOU'VE BEEN TOO OBSESSED WITH FINDING YOUR SISTER AND YOUR STUPID "TRUTH" TO KNOW WHAT A REAL RELATIONSHIP IS.

YOU DISGUST ME.

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:51:57 UTC

Right, now remind me-- was the healthy functional relationship with the guy with the tail? Or the guy you drunkenly got a tattoo from? Hard to keep them all straight.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 22:52:49 UTC

Go fuck yourself, Mulder. 'Cause God knows Alex isn't going to fuck you.

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 22:58:40 UTC

Quit being such a catty little bitch and go back to whining about how badly you need to get laid.

specialagentgf February 14 2009, 23:00:43 UTC

This coming from a man who keeps porn in his office and has only ever dated his right hand.

call_me_spooky February 14 2009, 23:09:48 UTC

You wish. You're just jealous because I get more ass than you do.

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