x - 0023 [This Is Not Happening]

[call_me_spooky]

[Accidental Voice Post]

[There's the sound of rustling sheets, and then a yawn. A feminine yawn. Which is enough to alert the yawner that something's wrong.]

Oh, not again...

[Except that's not just a feminine voice, that's a particular feminine voice. There's a little more rustling as he-- er, she-- hops up to confirm the suspicion that this

Comments

[specialagentgf]

Is this a curse or a bad joke?

[call_me_spooky]

What it is is incredibly creepy.

[specialagentgf]

Extremely.

Although now at least I can look down on you.

[call_me_spooky]

Look down on yourself, you mean.

...want me to, uh, bring you something to wear for the duration?

[specialagentgf]

How much of your dignity do you want preserved?

[call_me_spooky]

I just don't think your skirts would suit my legs.

[specialagentgf]

Probably not.

So what does your wife think about the change?

[call_me_spooky]

Oh god.

That was a curse!

[specialagentgf]

Don't let her hear you say that.

[call_me_spooky]

All I'm saying is, I'm still on the market.

[specialagentgf]

Oh really.

[call_me_spooky]

Given your commentary yesterday-- why are you asking?

[specialagentgf]

[call_me_spooky]

[specialagentgf]

Don't get any ideas.

[call_me_spooky]

I'd say the same to you, but judging by yesterday...