neighbors can kiss the crack of my silky white ass!
First shall i say, NEIGHBORS SUCK! i have a neighbor...which is obvious, but anyways. My neighbor woke me up this morning at not 5, not 6, but 9:00, now unlike other people, I LIKE TO SLEEP!!! This beautiful morning my neihbor decides he is going to "mow his lawn". usually cool people mow their lawn in the afternoon, or in the midday time period. Im asleep dreaming of albino hippies, when GRGRGRGRRARRARAREEEERHRHRHEERH!.....the mower. I have a new and improved idea people....THE QUIET MOWER!.....yes the quiet mower, not only improves quietness, but does not allow neighbor miconfiguring.
hallalujah! the heavy duty quiet PUSHING lawnmower, it might take long to mow, but your face will not get pummeled into a bloody pulp with a nine iron golf club! *angry face*..
now that is all for now, because i am tired and grumpy..and i dont like you....good night.
Aidens two cents-this mower will change neighbor conflicts forever...im so awesome.