When DOPE Rocks More Ass
holy granola bars! SOUR puppet is opening for DOPE! i am happy for them, besides they deserve it. Not only is SOUR puppet my most favorite band in the universe, i might actually be going! so i might not want to get my hopes up. but unlike everyone out here i want to go really really really bad. but wnough about that.
have you ever been iceskating before/ i just wanted to know who has, because i went...with my sister yesterday...(dont ask). so we are skating like grazed monkies high on bannanas..when WHAM! im on the floor..so im all like what the fuck man..someone doesnt know what in the hell they are doing. and i come up to a sharp toothed..tiger fat hairy guy..no knowing me i almost shit myself..but i couldnt feelmy body. how can someone look like this you ask? A WRECKING BALL! that is how..A MOTHER FUCKING WRECKIGN BALL! slammed it into his face knowcking out half of his teeth and forcing him to use a nail filer to sharpen them. he looked like a great white shark here people....like he had 2 or 3 rows of teeth. anyways. i am here to totally rock ass for SOUR puppet..so visit their site
http://www.sourpuppet.com
and buy their stuff..and download or something. i know you will like it..and if you dont you will have a curse for the rest of your life.causing you to lose 18 brain cells everytime you say the words "taht suks'...thankyou. anyways i dont have much to write about so im getting outta here.
advice-GO TO THE SITE...GO TO THE SITE....GO...TO...THE...SITE!