I remember this one time I went on a cruise and thought it'd be fun to hang out with these girls I met, they seemed really cool so i figured i'd hang out with them. well, they said, "hey, we are gonna go out on deck and tan for a few hours tomorrow do you want to join us?" and I replied "Sure, but i'm a fishbelly so i'll probably burn easily" they giggled and i went about my merry way, well...
The next morning arrived and sure enough they were at my room door waiting for me to go out and "tan" well, we go out and i'm in the chair staring out at and endless amount of blue kool aid in all directions and apparently I fell asleep...
3 hours later I awake and look around and realize everyone is still there chatting up a storm I figure eh, no biggy i'm not in pain. well. we go back in like another hour later, and i look at myself in the mirror. I looked like a fucking cream saver, the strawberry kind. you know where the white meets the red in a swirl, cept there was no swirl. I got a picture. it looks terrible. whats funny, is it's like a reverse farmers tan, cuz i already had a farmers tan. so the tanned areas didn't burn. it looked like i was wearing a pink saran wrap t-shirt.
they giggled and i went about my merry way, well...
The next morning arrived and sure enough they were at my room door waiting for me to go out and "tan" well, we go out and i'm in the chair staring out at and endless amount of blue kool aid in all directions and apparently I fell asleep...
3 hours later I awake and look around and realize everyone is still there chatting up a storm I figure eh, no biggy i'm not in pain. well. we go back in like another hour later, and i look at myself in the mirror. I looked like a fucking cream saver, the strawberry kind. you know where the white meets the red in a swirl, cept there was no swirl. I got a picture. it looks terrible. whats funny, is it's like a reverse farmers tan, cuz i already had a farmers tan. so the tanned areas didn't burn. it looked like i was wearing a pink saran wrap t-shirt.
wish you were there. hahahaha.
farewell
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