GRLS NIHT OUT!!!!!1!!!1!!!

[call_a_lily]

oh im durnk.  im so drukn.

haahaah, marlene is wors then i am.  she hd 4 tequkla snrisses nd hfl a bottllle of fiewhikey

she als hs greeen hare

we hd soooooo mch fun in hgsnwde.  i bot a nu...uhhh...somthin.  dont member now.

whosp.  fellover. 

Comments

[padfootthegreat]

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE AN ALCOHOLIC, EVANS.

WHAT THE--NO I'M NOT JAMES. STOP FEELING UP MY ARSE.

[gryffindorc]

sevvy hads a vagiiiina.

that sounds like chiiinaa ahahaha...har.

oi! jasberry is gay!

[padfootthegreat]

Well, I've never seen Snivellus naked, but sure.

Who's Jasberry? Is that me?

[gryffindorc]

jamesrey is a pooooooooph.

oomph is a funny word.

so it oi. oioioioioioioi. *grabs leg*

I love you Sirius.

You don't have scrawny legs, though. I didn't know.
*passes out*

[padfootthegreat]

Well, I suspected so before, but I kind of hope he's not now because I've grown rather fond for Evans and wouldn't actually mind them marrying and having babies and such.

What the... get off my leg! Of course you love me, everyone loves me, but I love Moony! Get away from me, you straight person--oh, she blacked out.

I'm not cleaning this mess up.