I think this one is better! Poor people waiting at the airport must think I'm crazy for laughing hysterically at this one :o)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave
thecolossalzach a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
prncessles (-5000 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
dixielg4's purse (30 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Thursday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3977 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
calisungirl