Took from Jessica =)
WHAT GIRLS REALLY MEAN //
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds, She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says "I Love You",
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that
RULES FOR DATING GIRLS //
1) DO NOT tell us when you think OTHER girls are hott.
2) When POSSIBLE, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3) Mark our annerverseries on the calendar.
4) This is how WE see it, If you DO NOT call that means you DO NOT CARE.
5) Being able to make us LAUGH is so MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than how much you bench-press.
6) RETURN FAVORS: We massage, you massage. We go down, you go down. We shave, you BETTER shave. ;]
7) We ARE aloud to be LATE, YOU are NOT.
8) DO NOT take longer to get ready than we do.
9) LAUGH at our jokes.
10) THREE WORDS: Honesty, Honesty, Honesty.
11) DO NOT start with us. We will ALWAYS win.
13) If you ask NICELY, we will respond the same.
14) We have an EXCUSE to be bitchy at least once a month. Get over it!
15) Open the door for us, no matter where we are.
16) We LOVE surprises!
17) We like to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
18) Pay ATTENTION to the little things that we do, becauz they usually mean the MOST.
19) Clean your room before we come over.
20) Even though sometimes you can be insensitive, we still love you.
21) ** MY FAVORITE ** DO NOT act hard around your friends, or you can expect not getting hard from us tonight.
22) Sometimes "NO" really means just "NO".
23) DO NOT let EX girlfriends cauz drama cauz a relationship is stressful enough.
24) ** SECOND FAVORITE ** SILENT treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, && yelling all add up to.. YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!!!!, not us! =)
25) The excuse "I CANT DANCE" is unacceptable. We LOVE the fact that you try anyway.
26) DO NOT say I LOVE YOU, unless you really do.
TO ALL GUYS :: I suggest all guys follow those rules && treat girls with A LOT more respect then they do these days. If it wasnt for GIRLS, you'd all be getting fucked up the ass everyday. =) Oh yeah, we cant && wont take your bull shit all the time. Now, you dont want to lose a good girl, do you?... Didnt think so. ;]
Took that shit from the lovely Jessica Boden!! =) <33 Cept, the last part.
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL looks down,
It means shes uncomfortable.
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds, She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says "I Love You",
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a GIRL says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that
RULES FOR DATING GIRLS //
1) DO NOT tell us when you think OTHER girls are hott.
2) When POSSIBLE, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3) Mark our annerverseries on the calendar.
4) This is how WE see it, If you DO NOT call that means you DO NOT CARE.
5) Being able to make us LAUGH is so MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than how much you bench-press.
6) RETURN FAVORS: We massage, you massage. We go down, you go down. We shave, you BETTER shave. ;]
7) We ARE aloud to be LATE, YOU are NOT.
8) DO NOT take longer to get ready than we do.
9) LAUGH at our jokes.
10) THREE WORDS: Honesty, Honesty, Honesty.
11) DO NOT start with us. We will ALWAYS win.
13) If you ask NICELY, we will respond the same.
14) We have an EXCUSE to be bitchy at least once a month. Get over it!
15) Open the door for us, no matter where we are.
16) We LOVE surprises!
17) We like to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
18) Pay ATTENTION to the little things that we do, becauz they usually mean the MOST.
19) Clean your room before we come over.
20) Even though sometimes you can be insensitive, we still love you.
21) ** MY FAVORITE ** DO NOT act hard around your friends, or you can expect not getting hard from us tonight.
22) Sometimes "NO" really means just "NO".
23) DO NOT let EX girlfriends cauz drama cauz a relationship is stressful enough.
24) ** SECOND FAVORITE ** SILENT treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, && yelling all add up to.. YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!!!!, not us! =)
25) The excuse "I CANT DANCE" is unacceptable. We LOVE the fact that you try anyway.
26) DO NOT say I LOVE YOU, unless you really do.
TO ALL GUYS :: I suggest all guys follow those rules && treat girls with A LOT more respect then they do these days. If it wasnt for GIRLS, you'd all be getting fucked up the ass everyday. =) Oh yeah, we cant && wont take your bull shit all the time. Now, you dont want to lose a good girl, do you?... Didnt think so. ;]
Took that shit from the lovely Jessica Boden!! =) <33 Cept, the last part.