Opinion?

[caligal2]

I have to write an opinion story for the newspaper. GAH. I am so not even opinionated - that's why I like writing news because it's better to not have an opinion. This is why I could never ever be a columnist...
At least I have an opinion about being opinionated? I'm getting dizzyish...and the word opinion looks weird now.

Any ideas? Anyone? Bueller?