Package left for Percy Weasley
Percy,
It's a day early, I know, but I'll be away until Monday on an assignment. No, I'm not telling where. I have to have some mystery from the man who launders my knickers.
Your present is in keeping with the pirate theme we seem to be enjoying. I knew you'd appreciate the first edition, but I made sure to buy one we can actually read to Jack as well. I don't know why I'm adding to your obsessive collection, but as you keep the red wine stocked, so too do I keep your desires sated.
Don't forget to wear your little gloves while examining it. They are so attractive, words can not begin to describe.
Hearts,
Lavender
It's a day early, I know, but I'll be away until Monday on an assignment. No, I'm not telling where. I have to have some mystery from the man who launders my knickers.
Your present is in keeping with the pirate theme we seem to be enjoying. I knew you'd appreciate the first edition, but I made sure to buy one we can actually read to Jack as well. I don't know why I'm adding to your obsessive collection, but as you keep the red wine stocked, so too do I keep your desires sated.
Don't forget to wear your little gloves while examining it. They are so attractive, words can not begin to describe.
Hearts,
Lavender