I'm tired and this is a meme
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A In-N-Out wins at life.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Red Lobster
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%, I think.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Probably nothing. I have to have variety, even on a daily basis.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, italian sausage, black olives
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. margarine with boysenberry jam, honey, or cinnamon sugar.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Trident
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 20, including voicemail
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I don't know. A lot. I'm too lazy to look.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Pic of Mitch and me in our wedding garb in front of big oak tree
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. No
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Eyes
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. A tooth
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Definately hearing. I can hear a cell phone dying halfway across the house.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Probably have one now. -.-
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Uh, that uber full basket of laundry was pretty heavy
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope
BULL[shit]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No
Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. My name works. As a kid I had a fixation with the name Rose, though.
Q. What is your favorite color?
A. BLUE!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Don't think so.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Rhetorically maybe
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. See above.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Possibly
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Uh, maybe, if it was the left hand
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I'd consider it. I'd also question the sanity of whoever asked me to.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Uh, did they deserve it?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: Never
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Erm, I am sans pants at the moment, so, uh.....
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It's crap
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Mostly carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Who sits in the shower?!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I think so. I have a husband, so it's pretty much the same thing except for, well, you know... ; P
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I HATE flip flops
Q: Where were you born?
A: San Diego, CA
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Never
Q: Who is number 1 on your top friends?
A: If this is in reference to Myspace, Justin. Hi Justin! Love ya!
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Pam
Q: Last person you called?
A: Mom
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mitch
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 22
Q: Color?
A: Blue!!!!
Q: Season?
A: Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Eh
Q: Mood?
A: Kinda cranky and bored
Q: Listening to?
A: the toilet running
Q: Watching?
A: myself typing
Q: Worrying about?
A: money
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the bathroom, to shower
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Dunno. I'm pretty patient
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Peaceful Warrior
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Often enough
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Fairly
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Erm, watch some youtube vids, brush teeth, go to bed? Maybe?
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A In-N-Out wins at life.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Red Lobster
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15%, I think.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Probably nothing. I have to have variety, even on a daily basis.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni, italian sausage, black olives
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. margarine with boysenberry jam, honey, or cinnamon sugar.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Trident
TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 20, including voicemail
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I don't know. A lot. I'm too lazy to look.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Pic of Mitch and me in our wedding garb in front of big oak tree
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 2
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. No
Q. What's your best feature?
A. Eyes
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. A tooth
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Definately hearing. I can hear a cell phone dying halfway across the house.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Probably have one now. -.-
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Uh, that uber full basket of laundry was pretty heavy
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Nope
BULL[shit]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No
Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. My name works. As a kid I had a fixation with the name Rose, though.
Q. What is your favorite color?
A. BLUE!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Don't think so.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Rhetorically maybe
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. See above.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Possibly
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Uh, maybe, if it was the left hand
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I'd consider it. I'd also question the sanity of whoever asked me to.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. No
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Uh, did they deserve it?
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: Never
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Erm, I am sans pants at the moment, so, uh.....
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It's crap
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Mostly carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand. Who sits in the shower?!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I think so. I have a husband, so it's pretty much the same thing except for, well, you know... ; P
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: I HATE flip flops
Q: Where were you born?
A: San Diego, CA
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Never
Q: Who is number 1 on your top friends?
A: If this is in reference to Myspace, Justin. Hi Justin! Love ya!
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Pam
Q: Last person you called?
A: Mom
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mitch
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 22
Q: Color?
A: Blue!!!!
Q: Season?
A: Fall
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Eh
Q: Mood?
A: Kinda cranky and bored
Q: Listening to?
A: the toilet running
Q: Watching?
A: myself typing
Q: Worrying about?
A: money
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the bathroom, to shower
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Dunno. I'm pretty patient
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Peaceful Warrior
Q: Do you smile often?
A: Often enough
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Fairly
Q: Now that the survey's done what are you going to do?
A: Erm, watch some youtube vids, brush teeth, go to bed? Maybe?