fuck you and your santa claus, i have cthulu
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In April, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In March, I exposed my best friend to soul-rending horrors (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (290 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
calicojack_ninja
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