I don't like being beaten but...

Jan 18, 2006 00:07


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Caleb!
  1. Tradition allows women to propose to Caleb only during leap years.
  2. If you toss Caleb 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  3. Calebolatry is the mindless worship of Caleb.
  4. Caleb is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Caleb.
  5. If you put a drop of liquor on Caleb, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
  6. Caleb is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  7. Caleb can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  8. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Caleb.
  9. Caleb was the first Tsar of Russia!
  10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Caleb.
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