I've always hated CD-I. I blame it for poisoning the US public entirely on CD gameplay, and thus destroying the 3DO...especially that one hour after-school special they played all the fucking time where that guy is talking to the Monitor of Life/God and starting out asking about which CD system he should pick, then it going more and more insane as he asks the CD-I god about the meaning of life. It was like evangelical propaganda for a GAME SYSTEM. what the fuckingfuck? EVERY TIME I CAME HOME THAT THING WOULD BE ON, for like three whole months. MOMMY, BUY ME THE CD-I, IT CAN TELL ME THE MEANING OF LIFE! CAN ANY OTHER CD ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM DO THIS? :O Japanese girl: I'LL TAKE IT! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AND EMPTY ASIDE FROM MY HARRIED SEX LIFE WITH OLD JAPANESE MEN! ,. .‐:'´: ; : : : r､_､_;._:｀丶､ } ／: : : : :_://: ;ｲ:l ＾⌒` :＼ ／ rt.冖７ｰ､: : : : :Z ,'ｲ: / l/ ヽ:ヽ ／ 冫⌒ﾊ く: : :_フ / l:/ ､l i: i :i､ ／ ／ ′ .└r‐': :_７ |′ __＼ l小lr' ／ / ｉ . . : :.:.|: : : Ｚ ／/::::::ヾ`′ ∠. lﾊl ／ / |: : : : :.:.!:.:. :7 / {tﾍ__,ﾘ i':::iヽ !: :| , ' , ′ ! : : : :.:.:|:.:.:.{ ｀ー'´ t_ﾘ '/: : ｌ / , ′ . | : :. : :.:.:l'⌒、 ' {: : : ﾚ' ／ !: :.:. :.:.:.:| 〉 ,.-―-- ._ }:.: : | ／ l: :.:.:.:.:.:.:|ヽ._｀_ { 7 /:.:.:l｜ / | :.:.:.:.:.i:.| ｀ー->､ ヽ / , ':.:.:.:l| ! ／ ！:.:.:.:.:l|:! ' i ` '_,.イ:.|:.:.:.:.l !| ／ !:|:.:.:.:!l:! } ｀ T_7_´ ヽ:.:.:.:.l:|:.:.:ﾊﾘ' l:l!:.:/ ′_,∠＞;く | く:.｀ゝ }:.:.:.:l|:.:/:r' ｌ|/ ／ }:.:.ヽ、‐-､ ' ｀Y＾´:.:.:.:.:|:// 'r く_ ´｢´:.:.＼ ﾉ:.:.:.:|:.:._ﾘ' ,. :'´:.:.:.:.:.｀ｰ､ ,':.:.:.:.:.:.:,.二_ー';.-､:.:.:l/ j:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.v' /:.:.:.:.:.:.:.{._‐ ｀ ' ‐j:.:.:| ｆ-､:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::::`:"::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:r､｀ヽ~ r'´:.:.:.: And then...ww3 happens, because she commits suicide in disgrace and Japan gets PO'ed at America for dropping a third bomb without warning.
It was like evangelical propaganda for a GAME SYSTEM.
what the fuckingfuck?
EVERY TIME I CAME HOME THAT THING WOULD BE ON, for like three whole months. MOMMY, BUY ME THE CD-I, IT CAN TELL ME THE MEANING OF LIFE! CAN ANY OTHER CD ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM DO THIS? :O
Japanese girl: I'LL TAKE IT! MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS AND EMPTY ASIDE FROM MY HARRIED SEX LIFE WITH OLD JAPANESE MEN!
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And then...ww3 happens, because she commits suicide in disgrace and Japan gets PO'ed at America for dropping a third bomb without warning.
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