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We recently just got a new kitten here at the house. She is a siamese, and the most adorable little thing ever! (And while I realize that other baby animals and babies themselves qualify for this title at an alarming rapidity, it SIMPLY DOES NOT MATTER! THIS ONE RULES, SO SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!)
Now that that is out of the way...Her name is Mackenzie, and she has this little kink in her tail that almost makes it look broken, but yet, not. Yesterday she climbed up on the desk while I was on the computer, and fell asleep sitting next to me, with her head resting on my arm....I couldn't move the mouse at all, lol.
So, we moved to the floor and she then sat on my chest and licked/cleaned my mustache and goatee...which was just adorable.
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Second amusing thing...I was at work yesterday, and this little girl walked past me carrying a 5lb ham butt portion. I thought she was just carrying it for mom, but apparently this wasn't the case as mom told her to put it back. When she did, she was talking to thr piece of ham, telling it to stay, and she would be right back, etc. I almost cracked up right then and there.
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Various oddities have been occuring at work too. The holidays, the psychos are out in force... This woman walks intot he meat room the other day, and asks if this is the bathroom. Now mind you, the meat room has big tables, wide open spaces, a couple sinks and a bunch of burly men with knives...In short, does not look like a bathroom at all.
So we point her in the direction of the bathroom and she trundles off. A few minutes later we hear a story of how two co workers walked into the back and found this woman peeing in front of one of the coolers....in the warehouse...
When she saw them she pulled up her pants and ran, but they called the cops and I still don't know if they caught her.
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Got into work yesterday and Chad asks if I planned to see King Kong or not, which I do, and he says there was a guy on the radio who said it was a racist movie. Apparently he saw it as a correlation with bringing a unknown creature to the states and enslaving it. So he gets callers in, and one guys outlook was, "No, it wasn't rascist...Kong killed as many white people as he did black".
In the end, we decided that if anything, Kong was sexist, because nowhere in those cgi rendered screens do we see a hinting of the Mighty Kong's dong....By all rights, that thing should be as large as a semi, and swinging too and fro while he charges down main street. In fact, the bit with his eye most likely isn't from a t-rex, but more likely the results of a stray erection...."You'll shoot your eye out" never had such meaning before....
Now that that is out of the way...Her name is Mackenzie, and she has this little kink in her tail that almost makes it look broken, but yet, not. Yesterday she climbed up on the desk while I was on the computer, and fell asleep sitting next to me, with her head resting on my arm....I couldn't move the mouse at all, lol.
So, we moved to the floor and she then sat on my chest and licked/cleaned my mustache and goatee...which was just adorable.
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Second amusing thing...I was at work yesterday, and this little girl walked past me carrying a 5lb ham butt portion. I thought she was just carrying it for mom, but apparently this wasn't the case as mom told her to put it back. When she did, she was talking to thr piece of ham, telling it to stay, and she would be right back, etc. I almost cracked up right then and there.
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Various oddities have been occuring at work too. The holidays, the psychos are out in force... This woman walks intot he meat room the other day, and asks if this is the bathroom. Now mind you, the meat room has big tables, wide open spaces, a couple sinks and a bunch of burly men with knives...In short, does not look like a bathroom at all.
So we point her in the direction of the bathroom and she trundles off. A few minutes later we hear a story of how two co workers walked into the back and found this woman peeing in front of one of the coolers....in the warehouse...
When she saw them she pulled up her pants and ran, but they called the cops and I still don't know if they caught her.
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Got into work yesterday and Chad asks if I planned to see King Kong or not, which I do, and he says there was a guy on the radio who said it was a racist movie. Apparently he saw it as a correlation with bringing a unknown creature to the states and enslaving it. So he gets callers in, and one guys outlook was, "No, it wasn't rascist...Kong killed as many white people as he did black".
In the end, we decided that if anything, Kong was sexist, because nowhere in those cgi rendered screens do we see a hinting of the Mighty Kong's dong....By all rights, that thing should be as large as a semi, and swinging too and fro while he charges down main street. In fact, the bit with his eye most likely isn't from a t-rex, but more likely the results of a stray erection...."You'll shoot your eye out" never had such meaning before....