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HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

Aug 15, 2011 20:50

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN(?)

(1.) You idiot, you're trapped in a closet!
(2.) Not only by yourself, but with some other idiot!
(3.) Shit happens. Hey, you might even get to make out with them.
(4.) Either way, you're trapped for about 7 minutes in there (20 comments).
(5.) GOOD LUCK, DUMBASSES!

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chell ● portal adopted August 16 2011, 01:35:15 UTC

(And then you were stuck in a closet forever.)

this will be rewarding cometoconsensus August 16 2011, 01:48:55 UTC

[hold the fuck up]

Our sensors indicate one life-form in the vicinity. Life-form, we request designation.

lmfao yes adopted August 16 2011, 02:17:08 UTC

(Oh, hey. A robot regarding her without some kind of underhanded comment. Well, it's hard to designate it without talking, so Chell will stick to checking this thing out.

Are those legs?)

cometoconsensus August 16 2011, 02:24:04 UTC

[TAKE HIM OUT TO DINNER FIRST, CHELL, JEEZ, STOP FEELING UP ON HIS LEGS]

Life-form, we request that you do not touch us.

adopted August 16 2011, 02:37:51 UTC

(THEY'RE SO SMOOTH, DAYUM.

Okay, fine - since you're being nice about it, she'll let up. She's not missing a beat, though, and has moved on to feeling around the tiny room for neurotoxin emitters. Can't be too careful.

This is all some... kind of test. Yeah. ... Right?)

cometoconsensus August 16 2011, 02:51:55 UTC

Life-form, you are very confusing.

adopted August 16 2011, 03:04:10 UTC

(Excuse her, you're not very easy to figure out either.

Her once-over of the closet has yielded good results! No emitters. Also, the door is locked. So maybe not good results, just... results.

Back to you, though - do you have a built-in flashlight? Maybe a laser to carve the door open? Either way, Chell's pointing to your face with a questioning look.)

fancy seeing you here mo__om nanobotmysize August 16 2011, 04:06:01 UTC

[This is an awfully small closet.

He's bracing his back against the wall and shoving his feet against the door. Which accomplishes nothing but cramping.

:(

Why did he follow you in here Chell.

why]

Completely open to suggestions, here. Just saying.

o///o adopted August 16 2011, 06:27:13 UTC

(Yes, well, you're taking up half of the closet by doing that. But hey, she's not going to stop you. Chell's keeping herself busy by checking the unoccupied walls for buttons. Or switches. Or vents. Anything, really, that they can pursue once he realizes that his hacking skills aren't really going to work on the door. Her search coming up fruitless, she quietly huffs, frustrated.

She's asking herself the saaame question, Wheatley.)

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