HEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK

[siesindtot]

7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN(?)

(1.) You idiot, you're trapped in a closet!
(2.) Not only by yourself, but with some other idiot!
(3.) Shit happens. Hey, you might even get to make out with them.
(4.) Either way, you're trapped for about 7 minutes in there (20 comments).
(5.) GOOD LUCK, DUMBASSES!

Comments

i blame flag

[justhitjackpot]

[athousandmen]

Hey bitch.

~*maturity*~

[justhitjackpot]

Who's the bitch here, bitch?

omg baby you're asking for too much

[athousandmen]

[ she snorts ]

You're the bitch here, now sit your bitch ass down.

i accept only the best

[justhitjackpot]

Shut your bitch mouth--I'll sit down whenever I want to, bitch!

[...and then he sits.]

and i will only provide the best 1/2

[athousandmen]

[ LMFAO BRB PANTY'S LAUGHING AT YOUR BITCH ASS, TRAVIS. ]

[athousandmen]

[ and then she climbs into his lap without a second thought. ]

Yeah, whatever you say, bitch. Now shut up before I start regretting getting myself into this shit with you.

[leigheas]

Oh, no!

[This is the sound of Cynthia crashing into you.]

[justhitjackpot]

Oof!

[WHAM--Travis is slammed backwards into some golf clubs.]

Ow, what the...who're you, and why're we in here?

[leigheas]

[Now she just feels guilty. Cynthia's already pulling him up -- not bad for a girl of her stature.]

Ah, I'm so sorry! I can't really see- are you okay?

[justhitjackpot]

I guess, I only had a 9-iron smack me in th--

Wait a minute, I know you. [Travis, now on his feet, tries to squint through the dark, but...he can't see Cynthia.]

1/2

[leigheas]

You do?

[leigheas]

Oh, that's right, Mister Travis! I'm very sorry, I wish we could have met again under better circumstances!

[championship]

M-Mister Travis...

Are we stuck in here forever?