A summary I wrote up for the guys in my home game, after my most recent adventure as DM (we rotate judges). Sometimes flowery, sometimes purely informative *shrug*
Saving the World... Yet Again
anonymous
November 22 2005, 05:22:35 UTC
Wow, way kewl story. I didn't realize we'd accomplished so much. Looks like we saved Marseilles from destruction! All I have to say about it is... that bastard Tyr! I can't stand a man who doesn't keep his promises, and Tyr promised to give us information about Xilian. I swear I'll find him some day, and when I do I'll make him suffer agony like he's never felt before. I'll make his eyes explode from their sockets and make him bleed from every bodily orifice... oh, wait, I guess he HAS already felt that before. Well, then I'll do something else to him, something really, really nasty. Oh, yes, it'll be truly nasty, it will... painful and nasty!
That, and I'd like to give a shout out to my cousin: Yo, bee-aotch, whaddup? Long time, no see. I mean **really** long time. But I see you're looking good... again. I always knew we drow love bloodbaths but, dayum, girl! By the way, who are your two friends I saw you with, you know, Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi? Can I get their numbers? Can I only have one at a time, or do they come together?
Looks like we saved Marseilles from destruction! All I have to say
about it is... that bastard Tyr! I can't stand a man who doesn't
keep his promises, and Tyr promised to give us information about
Xilian. I swear I'll find him some day, and when I do I'll make him
suffer agony like he's never felt before. I'll make his eyes explode
from their sockets and make him bleed from every bodily orifice...
oh, wait, I guess he HAS already felt that before. Well, then I'll
do something else to him, something really, really nasty. Oh, yes,
it'll be truly nasty, it will... painful and nasty!
That, and I'd like to give a shout out to my cousin: Yo, bee-aotch,
whaddup? Long time, no see. I mean **really** long time. But I see
you're looking good... again. I always knew we drow love bloodbaths
but, dayum, girl! By the way, who are your two friends I saw you
with, you know, Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi? Can I get their numbers? Can I
only have one at a time, or do they come together?
Sincerely,
T'eosha iRauh
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