Survey Says...
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Steal if you want.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (though it's often on while I'm on the computer)
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I wish this weren't true, but I can't read much anymore :( )
* I love to play video games. (But I almost never do anymore)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I have been in a threesome. (Typical guy on this one)
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (SOMETIMES?)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (You have no idea!)
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (USED to be)
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain. (Are you KIDDING me?!)
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now. (It's been said before, but who doesn't?)
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling. (1 sister, 2 step-sisters, and a step-brother out there somewhere)
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (There are things I'd change, but generally content)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty. (Not anymore)
* I slept with a roommate. (Not in the sense I think the question was intended)
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (TRULY blessed!)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (By someone actually, and it was more than a peck!)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (preferred to IM, but not as practical)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. (I dislike the word 'hate')
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god(s).
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (not in the last 6 months, no)
* I've rejected someone before. (Only once)
* I currently like someone. (I like LOTS of people!)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Often feel this way)
* I want to have children in the future. (Too late for that)
* I have changed a diaper before. (Many, and I enjoy using it against my nieces!)
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (But close)
* I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only when I'm interested... so, not anymore)
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (ONLY with permission!)
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. (Getting there)
* I would die for my best friends.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can. (Days of Our Lives, on occasion)
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (It IS awesome, and the candy is a bonus)
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex. (And he mine, both only with permission)
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment. (Been generally very happy lately)
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* I am a Democrat.
* I am a Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job. (luckiest people in the world)
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Shoes are highly over-rated)
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles. (And have swam with them!)
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. (been a long while though)
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage. (Not Andy's ;-P)
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses. (Over and over and over again!)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable. (Well, one of my favorite actors, but not exactly adorable)
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither. (mmmm... never mind)
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (I adore riding horses)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Can I try them all?)
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.(Doesn't work often though)
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas. (So much power!)
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. (used to in high school)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. (I know what it is now, but it would be cheating to bold it)
* I have been to over 15 conventions. (per year?)
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous. (more or less - funny how we all are here, to some extent!)
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible. (Oh - you meant physically? Then no)
* I love hugs more than kisses. (Tough call - how about both?!)
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes. (not even once!)
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like the way women look - period)
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the cloud. (Getting there)
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (And lost!)
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because. (I'll read anything)
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Think about it sometimes though)
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone. (I'm never alone - always have at least one of you guys here *points to heart*)
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental bitch/bastard.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I have met someone famous.
* I have had at least three different authors autograph books I own.
* I still have a favorite toy from when I was a baby.
* I love cats. (All mammals, really)
* I can twirl pens/pencils around my fingers and thumb.
* I like and trust most girls by default, and distrust most guys.
* I've gotten in a fist fight before. (And lost most of 'em)
* If my biological grandfather's wishes had been honored, I'd have a different last name.
* I will never grow old... just older
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
4) Steal if you want.
* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days. (though it's often on while I'm on the computer)
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses. (I wish this weren't true, but I can't read much anymore :( )
* I love to play video games. (But I almost never do anymore)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I have been in a threesome. (Typical guy on this one)
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
* I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
* I curse sometimes. (SOMETIMES?)
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (You have no idea!)
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (USED to be)
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain. (Are you KIDDING me?!)
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now. (It's been said before, but who doesn't?)
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast.
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling. (1 sister, 2 step-sisters, and a step-brother out there somewhere)
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. (There are things I'd change, but generally content)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty. (Not anymore)
* I slept with a roommate. (Not in the sense I think the question was intended)
* I have a hidden talent.
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (TRULY blessed!)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (By someone actually, and it was more than a peck!)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (preferred to IM, but not as practical)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop.
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto.
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. (I dislike the word 'hate')
* I'm a pretty good dancer.
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in a god(s).
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (not in the last 6 months, no)
* I've rejected someone before. (Only once)
* I currently like someone. (I like LOTS of people!)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Often feel this way)
* I want to have children in the future. (Too late for that)
* I have changed a diaper before. (Many, and I enjoy using it against my nieces!)
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. (But close)
* I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only when I'm interested... so, not anymore)
* I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (ONLY with permission!)
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
* I enjoy some country music. (Getting there)
* I would die for my best friends.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
* I watch soap operas whenever I can. (Days of Our Lives, on occasion)
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
* I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (It IS awesome, and the candy is a bonus)
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex. (And he mine, both only with permission)
* I like surveys/memes.
* I am happy at this moment. (Been generally very happy lately)
* I’m obsessed with guys.
* I am a Democrat.
* I am a Conservative Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy.
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time.
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
* I can work on a car.
* I love my job. (luckiest people in the world)
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced.
* I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Shoes are highly over-rated)
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles. (And have swam with them!)
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams.
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. (been a long while though)
* I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted.
* I like sausage. (Not Andy's ;-P)
* I am a pyro.
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses. (Over and over and over again!)
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose.
* I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals.
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable. (Well, one of my favorite actors, but not exactly adorable)
* I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither. (mmmm... never mind)
* I have ridden/owned a horse. (I adore riding horses)
* I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep.
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Can I try them all?)
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.(Doesn't work often though)
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family.
* I wear a toe ring.
* I have a tattoo.
* I love vaginas. (So much power!)
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is.
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. (used to in high school)
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is. (I know what it is now, but it would be cheating to bold it)
* I have been to over 15 conventions. (per year?)
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
* I am ambidexterous. (more or less - funny how we all are here, to some extent!)
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
* I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible. (Oh - you meant physically? Then no)
* I love hugs more than kisses. (Tough call - how about both?!)
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes. (not even once!)
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST.
* I spend way too much time on the computer.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
* Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tear every now and then.
* I am proficient in the use of many types firearms and combat weapons.
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I like the way women look - period)
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the cloud. (Getting there)
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before. (And lost!)
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because. (I'll read anything)
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Think about it sometimes though)
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
* I can't stand being alone. (I'm never alone - always have at least one of you guys here *points to heart*)
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means.
* I have a signed Tom Servo head.
* I'm a judgmental bitch/bastard.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just disappear
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show.
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I have met someone famous.
* I have had at least three different authors autograph books I own.
* I still have a favorite toy from when I was a baby.
* I love cats. (All mammals, really)
* I can twirl pens/pencils around my fingers and thumb.
* I like and trust most girls by default, and distrust most guys.
* I've gotten in a fist fight before. (And lost most of 'em)
* If my biological grandfather's wishes had been honored, I'd have a different last name.
* I will never grow old... just older