The Buzzard Bunch
Anyone remember those gum commercials awhile back that had this blond guy who would turn into a polar bear when he ate the gum? I know one commercial he was on a bus and another he was in an elevator. There was also one where he goes into a gas station and then shows the cashier his big polar bear foot. They used to show them on MTV all the time. Well anyway the guy in the commercial is a friend from high school. He and I were in Drama class together for a year and a half, then he moved away.
He's in town and last night he left a message on my answering machine.
"Hey MC Vein it's Bob and I gotta raging hard on for a desert party so call me BACK!!!"
hahahaha MC VEIN!! I can't believe he remembered that. I couldn't call him back because he didn't leave his number and the caller ID said "Private" What a dork!! I haven't been to a desert party in YEARS. Just the fact that he said it was "Bob" on the phone was weird because Bob is his stage name. I'm so happy he is in town, can't wait to "have lunch" or something with him. All of us in the Drama Class became very close friends. 7 of us decided we'd call ourselves "The Buzzard Bunch" in honor of our Teacher who we called "The Buzzard" We even made up a theme song to the Brady Bunch tune. "Here's a story...of a manly lady....who was trying to control her drama class." It goes on about her tree trunk ankles and such.
I have to interrupt this journal entry to say that there is a Jehovah at the door who won't stop ringing the doorbell....I am not going to answer it.
My nickname was "Vein" because of the vein that pops out on my forehead when I laugh. Every now and then they would add "MC" to it because of all the damn "MC Hammers" at the time(no I didn't like that music...this is back when Nirvana was the SHIT and before they were OVER PLAYED).There was also "Rash" because her legs always had a rash after she would shave. "Sloth" had long model legs. "FatFuck" I didn't like to call her that because I thought she wasn't fat at all and that's a degrading name, but that's what she wanted. "Nymph" who was my cousin and who's nickname probably doesn't need and explanation.
Jamie is outside telling the Jehovah that "We're all animals." I suppose I should make this short and get out there to rescue him. I swear that man of mine..he's on a mission to change this man's religion...
He's in town and last night he left a message on my answering machine.
"Hey MC Vein it's Bob and I gotta raging hard on for a desert party so call me BACK!!!"
hahahaha MC VEIN!! I can't believe he remembered that. I couldn't call him back because he didn't leave his number and the caller ID said "Private" What a dork!! I haven't been to a desert party in YEARS. Just the fact that he said it was "Bob" on the phone was weird because Bob is his stage name. I'm so happy he is in town, can't wait to "have lunch" or something with him. All of us in the Drama Class became very close friends. 7 of us decided we'd call ourselves "The Buzzard Bunch" in honor of our Teacher who we called "The Buzzard" We even made up a theme song to the Brady Bunch tune. "Here's a story...of a manly lady....who was trying to control her drama class." It goes on about her tree trunk ankles and such.
I have to interrupt this journal entry to say that there is a Jehovah at the door who won't stop ringing the doorbell....I am not going to answer it.
My nickname was "Vein" because of the vein that pops out on my forehead when I laugh. Every now and then they would add "MC" to it because of all the damn "MC Hammers" at the time(no I didn't like that music...this is back when Nirvana was the SHIT and before they were OVER PLAYED).There was also "Rash" because her legs always had a rash after she would shave. "Sloth" had long model legs. "FatFuck" I didn't like to call her that because I thought she wasn't fat at all and that's a degrading name, but that's what she wanted. "Nymph" who was my cousin and who's nickname probably doesn't need and explanation.
Jamie is outside telling the Jehovah that "We're all animals." I suppose I should make this short and get out there to rescue him. I swear that man of mine..he's on a mission to change this man's religion...