Fuck fuck fuck.
I am one stupid piece of shit. I'm sorry.
_______Your Life_______
[x] they call me: Charlie, Charles, Cha, Chongo, Legz
[x] sex: Male
[x] my first breath of air: February 5, 1988
[x] occupation: I'm unemployed trash
_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory: A certain someone spending the night
[x] first word uttered: I don't remember.
[x] first best friend ever!?: Sam
_______Love?_______
[x] love is: probably everything to me cause I'm stupid.
[x] first love: Well the first person I've said "I love you" to was a certain **** whereas I think an actualy love would be La Bambina.
[x] love or lust?: Love
[x] best love song: Love Craft by the Vaselines
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: Yah
[x] when love hurts, you: usually cry
[x] true or false: all you need is love: in my case, true
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: Probably
_______Opposite Sex_______
[x] turn ons: Being interesting and a good friend.
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: No
[x] what kinda hair style?: long
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Tell me that they love me and mean it.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: I don't try anymore.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: No
_______Picky Picky______
[x] dog or cat: Dog
[x] short or long hair: Long.
[x] sunshine or rain: Rain.
[x] moon or sun: Moon
[x] hugs or kisses: Kisses
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 1 best friend
[x] summer or winter: summer
[x] written letters or e-mails: letters
[x] playstation or nintendo: playstation
[x] car or motorcycle: car
[x] house party or club: I don't really party.
[x] sing or dance: I do neither.
[x] freak or slow dance: Slow
_______More About YOU!_______
[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? 1767
[x] if u were a crayon, what color would you be? red
[x] have you ever almost died? Yes
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" by Bella and Sebastian
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? Give up. Haven't taken it.
[x] have u ever won any special award? I'm not special.
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Taken a whole bunch of pills of different sorts to ease some stupid growing pains.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? 2 or 3
[x] shampoo? yah
[x] what are you most scared of? being alone
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 3
[x] do you have your own TV? Yeah
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Yah
[x] who do you dream about? Elaine
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? Elaine and Sharon and Sarah
[x] who's the loudest friend you have? Allison and Mason
[x] who's the quietest friend? Sharon
[x] is cheerleading a sport? Yah
[x] how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 5
_______This or that?_______
blue / pink? pink
Lord of The Rings / Harry Potter: Lord of the Rings
car / truck: car
night / day: night
summer / fall: summer
winter / spring: spring
pen / pencil: pen
white eraser / pink eraser: white
Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom: Johnny Depp
Paul Walker/Jake Gyllenhaal: Jake Gyllenhaal
Liv Tyler / Christina Ricci: Christina Ricci
coffee / hot chocolate: hot chocolate
hot / cold: hot
ice / fire: fire
cartoons / reality: reality
best friend / boyfriend: girlfriend who is your best friend
right handed / left handed: right handed
single / taken: I'm utterly alone
only child / siblings: siblings
book / magazine: book
regular mouse / cordless mouse: regular
loud keys on keyboard / quiet keys: quiet
Internet Explorer / Netscape: IE
DVD / VHS: DVD
The Osbournes / The Newlyweds: Osbournes
singer / actor: singer
die young / die old: It doesn't matter, I'm gonna die.
black pen ink / blue pen ink: black
Coke / Pepsi: coke.
_______Music_______
Do you play any instruments?: yes
If so, what one(s)?: Guitar, piano
3 Favorite Genres Of Music: I don't believe in genres anymore.
3 Favorite Bands: Nirvana, Bright Eyes, Smashing Pumpkins
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show? 65 dollars
What is the least you've ever spent?: $0
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?: I dont' really care, go fuck yourself you fucking whores.
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?: I'm ashamed of everything, shut up.
_______Labels_______
Do you think labels are dumb?: Yes you stupid wop.(that was a joke, I love italians)
Why or why not?: Cause you're a dick.
What do people label you as?: ugly and stupid and evil
How/Why did you get this label?: I woke up one day and decided on it.
_______Which Is Worse?_______
emotional/physical pain?: emotional
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?: Blink 182
Being Deaf/Being Blind?: deaf
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?: rushing around
Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?: yes.
Are you romantic?: yes
Are you in a relationship now?: No cause I'm ugly and stupid and evil.
If not, how long have you been single?: Since April 7th, last year.
Are you a virgin?: Yes.
What song describes your love life right now?: Something about being alone and ugly and stupid and evil.
_______Randomosity_______
What do you think of designer labels?: Fuck em. Or something.
Do you sing?: No, I suck ass and that's bad for my throat.
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?: Shit
What color is your room? I dont really know.
How old is your mom?: 47?
Black and white or color photos?: Color.
Who cuts your hair?: I don't know, fuck em.
What color is your toothbrush?: white and green
What color is your hair brush?: i use a comb
What kind of hair products do you use?: shampoo
Are you sXe? I'm ugly
Who do you sit with at lunch? I don't eat lunch.
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?: No, it makes me want to cut my voice box.
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?: Sometimes.
How often do you bathe?: Daily usually.
Are you a people-pleaser?: I dont' care anymore.
Do you wear makeup?: No.
Ever...
.x. Been to New York? no
.x. Been to Florida? yes
.x. California? yes
.x. Hawaii? yes
.x. Mexico? yes
.x. China? no
.x. Canada? yes
.x. Danced naked? yes
.x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happens the next day? I hope not cause I dreamed that I shot myself a few times.
.x. Stalked someone? I dont think so.
Pick One...
.x. Apples or bananas? apples
.x. Red or blue? blue
.x. Walmart or Kmart? walmart
.x. Math or English? english
.x. radio or CD? cd
.x. drawing or painting? drawing
.x. High school or college? college
More Questions...
.x. Last time you went out of the province? Fuck your province.
.x. Lucky number? 5 but i'm unlucky
.x. Things you like in a girl/guy? Being there for me
.x. Weirdest thing about you? I bleed black and I laugh when I hurt.
.x. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, I'm ugly and evil.
.x. What do you think of ouija board? Fuck it.
.x. What book are you reading now? Crime and Punishment
.x. What's on your mouse pad? the Dell logo
.x. Favorite board game? Monopoly
.x. Favorite magazine? Rolling Stone
.x. Favorite sound? Me choking
.x. Worst feeling in the world? jealousy and heartbreak
.x. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? Probably: Oh God, I hope today's better.
.x. Do you like scary or exciting rollercoasters? yeah
.x. How many rings before you answer? Dont give a shit.
.x. Future daughter's name? Beatrix
.x. Future son's name? Eugene
.x. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
.x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? nope
.x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? screenwriter
.x. What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Die
.x. What was the last food you ate? a cheesy gordita crunch
.x. you bored? Yep
.x. How many buddies are on? 5
.x. Last movie you saw? Reservoir Dogs
.x. was it good? Oh yes.
=Do I=
Smoke?: I will when I'm 21, I'll smoke twenty packs of cigarettes a day and die of every lung disease imaginable. It'll be great.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yes
Remember your first love?: yes
Still love him/her?: Blah, I think so
Read the newspaper?: The Chronicle?
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yep
Believe in miracles?: amazingly, yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Well, I hate niggers, jews, wops, chinks, spics, fags, and white devils...nah I'm just kidding I just hate people who hate those people. I'm not racist...really...
Consider love a mistake?: Yah
Have a favorite candy?: yes, milkyway
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in magic?: I believe in the force
Believe in god?: I think I do.
Have any pets: Yes
Go to or plan to go to college: Maybe
Have any piercings?: nope
Have any tattoos?: nope
Hate yourself? Um.....I'm ugly and stupid and evil...
Have an obsession?: yah
Have a secret crush?: nope
Do they know yet?: oh yah
Have a best friend?: yep
Wish on stars?: yes
Care about looks?: not anymore
Does anyone think I can kill someone?
_______Your Life_______
[x] they call me: Charlie, Charles, Cha, Chongo, Legz
[x] sex: Male
[x] my first breath of air: February 5, 1988
[x] occupation: I'm unemployed trash
_______Rewind_______
[x] most memorable memory: A certain someone spending the night
[x] first word uttered: I don't remember.
[x] first best friend ever!?: Sam
_______Love?_______
[x] love is: probably everything to me cause I'm stupid.
[x] first love: Well the first person I've said "I love you" to was a certain **** whereas I think an actualy love would be La Bambina.
[x] love or lust?: Love
[x] best love song: Love Craft by the Vaselines
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time: Yah
[x] when love hurts, you: usually cry
[x] true or false: all you need is love: in my case, true
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: Probably
_______Opposite Sex_______
[x] turn ons: Being interesting and a good friend.
[x] do your parent's opinion on your bf/gf matter to you?: No
[x] what kinda hair style?: long
[x] the sweetest thing a member of the opposite sex can do for you?: Tell me that they love me and mean it.
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: I don't try anymore.
[x] are you the type of person to HOLLER and ask for numbers?: No
_______Picky Picky______
[x] dog or cat: Dog
[x] short or long hair: Long.
[x] sunshine or rain: Rain.
[x] moon or sun: Moon
[x] hugs or kisses: Kisses
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 1 best friend
[x] summer or winter: summer
[x] written letters or e-mails: letters
[x] playstation or nintendo: playstation
[x] car or motorcycle: car
[x] house party or club: I don't really party.
[x] sing or dance: I do neither.
[x] freak or slow dance: Slow
_______More About YOU!_______
[x] what are the last four digits of your phone number? 1767
[x] if u were a crayon, what color would you be? red
[x] have you ever almost died? Yes
[x] what's the next CD you are going to buy? "Dear Catastrophe Waitress" by Bella and Sebastian
[x] what's the best advice ever given to you? Give up. Haven't taken it.
[x] have u ever won any special award? I'm not special.
[x] what's the stupidest thing u have ever done? Taken a whole bunch of pills of different sorts to ease some stupid growing pains.
[x] how many kids do you want to have? 2 or 3
[x] shampoo? yah
[x] what are you most scared of? being alone
[x] how many TV's do you have in your house? 3
[x] do you have your own TV? Yeah
[x] have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Yah
[x] who do you dream about? Elaine
[x] who do you tell your dreams to? Elaine and Sharon and Sarah
[x] who's the loudest friend you have? Allison and Mason
[x] who's the quietest friend? Sharon
[x] is cheerleading a sport? Yah
[x] how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 5
_______This or that?_______
blue / pink? pink
Lord of The Rings / Harry Potter: Lord of the Rings
car / truck: car
night / day: night
summer / fall: summer
winter / spring: spring
pen / pencil: pen
white eraser / pink eraser: white
Johnny Depp / Orlando Bloom: Johnny Depp
Paul Walker/Jake Gyllenhaal: Jake Gyllenhaal
Liv Tyler / Christina Ricci: Christina Ricci
coffee / hot chocolate: hot chocolate
hot / cold: hot
ice / fire: fire
cartoons / reality: reality
best friend / boyfriend: girlfriend who is your best friend
right handed / left handed: right handed
single / taken: I'm utterly alone
only child / siblings: siblings
book / magazine: book
regular mouse / cordless mouse: regular
loud keys on keyboard / quiet keys: quiet
Internet Explorer / Netscape: IE
DVD / VHS: DVD
The Osbournes / The Newlyweds: Osbournes
singer / actor: singer
die young / die old: It doesn't matter, I'm gonna die.
black pen ink / blue pen ink: black
Coke / Pepsi: coke.
_______Music_______
Do you play any instruments?: yes
If so, what one(s)?: Guitar, piano
3 Favorite Genres Of Music: I don't believe in genres anymore.
3 Favorite Bands: Nirvana, Bright Eyes, Smashing Pumpkins
What is the most you've ever spent on a concert/show? 65 dollars
What is the least you've ever spent?: $0
Do you think buying merch at a concert then wearing it there is corny?: I dont' really care, go fuck yourself you fucking whores.
Do you listen to any bands that you'd be ashamed to admit to listening to?: I'm ashamed of everything, shut up.
_______Labels_______
Do you think labels are dumb?: Yes you stupid wop.(that was a joke, I love italians)
Why or why not?: Cause you're a dick.
What do people label you as?: ugly and stupid and evil
How/Why did you get this label?: I woke up one day and decided on it.
_______Which Is Worse?_______
emotional/physical pain?: emotional
Blink-182/Good Charlotte?: Blink 182
Being Deaf/Being Blind?: deaf
Being Bored/Rushing around because you have too much to do?: rushing around
Do you believe theres a difference between "love" and "in love"?: yes.
Are you romantic?: yes
Are you in a relationship now?: No cause I'm ugly and stupid and evil.
If not, how long have you been single?: Since April 7th, last year.
Are you a virgin?: Yes.
What song describes your love life right now?: Something about being alone and ugly and stupid and evil.
_______Randomosity_______
What do you think of designer labels?: Fuck em. Or something.
Do you sing?: No, I suck ass and that's bad for my throat.
If so, what part (Soprano 1,Alto 2, et cetera)?: Shit
What color is your room? I dont really know.
How old is your mom?: 47?
Black and white or color photos?: Color.
Who cuts your hair?: I don't know, fuck em.
What color is your toothbrush?: white and green
What color is your hair brush?: i use a comb
What kind of hair products do you use?: shampoo
Are you sXe? I'm ugly
Who do you sit with at lunch? I don't eat lunch.
Do you like the sound of your own voice when you hear it played back?: No, it makes me want to cut my voice box.
Do you use internet shorthand (i.e. "lol", "brb", "jk", et cetera)?: Sometimes.
How often do you bathe?: Daily usually.
Are you a people-pleaser?: I dont' care anymore.
Do you wear makeup?: No.
Ever...
.x. Been to New York? no
.x. Been to Florida? yes
.x. California? yes
.x. Hawaii? yes
.x. Mexico? yes
.x. China? no
.x. Canada? yes
.x. Danced naked? yes
.x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happens the next day? I hope not cause I dreamed that I shot myself a few times.
.x. Stalked someone? I dont think so.
Pick One...
.x. Apples or bananas? apples
.x. Red or blue? blue
.x. Walmart or Kmart? walmart
.x. Math or English? english
.x. radio or CD? cd
.x. drawing or painting? drawing
.x. High school or college? college
More Questions...
.x. Last time you went out of the province? Fuck your province.
.x. Lucky number? 5 but i'm unlucky
.x. Things you like in a girl/guy? Being there for me
.x. Weirdest thing about you? I bleed black and I laugh when I hurt.
.x. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No, I'm ugly and evil.
.x. What do you think of ouija board? Fuck it.
.x. What book are you reading now? Crime and Punishment
.x. What's on your mouse pad? the Dell logo
.x. Favorite board game? Monopoly
.x. Favorite magazine? Rolling Stone
.x. Favorite sound? Me choking
.x. Worst feeling in the world? jealousy and heartbreak
.x. What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning? Probably: Oh God, I hope today's better.
.x. Do you like scary or exciting rollercoasters? yeah
.x. How many rings before you answer? Dont give a shit.
.x. Future daughter's name? Beatrix
.x. Future son's name? Eugene
.x. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
.x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? nope
.x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be? screenwriter
.x. What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Die
.x. What was the last food you ate? a cheesy gordita crunch
.x. you bored? Yep
.x. How many buddies are on? 5
.x. Last movie you saw? Reservoir Dogs
.x. was it good? Oh yes.
=Do I=
Smoke?: I will when I'm 21, I'll smoke twenty packs of cigarettes a day and die of every lung disease imaginable. It'll be great.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: Yes
Remember your first love?: yes
Still love him/her?: Blah, I think so
Read the newspaper?: The Chronicle?
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: Yep
Believe in miracles?: amazingly, yes
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Well, I hate niggers, jews, wops, chinks, spics, fags, and white devils...nah I'm just kidding I just hate people who hate those people. I'm not racist...really...
Consider love a mistake?: Yah
Have a favorite candy?: yes, milkyway
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in magic?: I believe in the force
Believe in god?: I think I do.
Have any pets: Yes
Go to or plan to go to college: Maybe
Have any piercings?: nope
Have any tattoos?: nope
Hate yourself? Um.....I'm ugly and stupid and evil...
Have an obsession?: yah
Have a secret crush?: nope
Do they know yet?: oh yah
Have a best friend?: yep
Wish on stars?: yes
Care about looks?: not anymore
Does anyone think I can kill someone?