Give me a pairing and I will tell you: who is the big spoon/little spoon what is their favorite non-sexual activity who uses all the hot water in the morning what they order from take out what is the most trivial thing they fight over who does most of the cleaning what has a season pass in their DVR who controls the netflix queue who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working who steals the blankets who leaves their stuff around who remembers to buy the milk who remembers anniversaries