Last night, I had a dream that my period came during a shower ("Carrie", anyone?). The shower itself was very, very large; about the size of a household bathroom. I felt fine, and was in no pain at all, however I soon became aware of the fact that that blood was not going down the drain in the shower floor.
This was because there was more than just blood. Laying at my feet were what seemed to be rather large chunks of red and white meat. I think I was giving birth to my own organs or something. I finished washing the blood away, until all that was left was me standing amidst what looked like oddly-shaped, raw sausages and livers.
Peeking my head out of the shower door, I beckoned calmly to
philipshiraz for help. When he saw what had happened, he just pursed his lips in a mildly frustrated way. He went to get a plastic bag, and started picking up the meat/organs and putting them inside. I felt guilty as I watched him clean up what had come out of me.
Then I awoke, very nauseated.