WHAT IF KHR WENT SHOJO
...Or more simply put, what happened when we got really really bored. The idea came some time back, along with the urge to change everyone's gender which pretty much resulted in something like. Uhm.
See, if KHR was a shoujo manga, it'd probably be called something like 'My Mafia Life~!' with a few flowers and sparkles. It'd be all about Magical Mafia Girl Sawada Tsunayoshi-chan (whose parents were probably drunk and hoping for a boy when they named her) and her struggles to stay a nice, normal girl while working out her ~*~love life~*~! She'd transform into a kickass fighting self who uses LOVE BEAMS or something except there'd probably be even less plot, even more DILEMMA between-
-and the first one would be all 'Hey, Tsu-chan, let's go out after my soccer match on Friday!' and totally reduce Tsuna to a pile of useless, the second would be all 'I'll be the perfect mafia husband for you! I'll wear suits and rings and be all manly and stuff!' which would be something like OH DEAR GOD DO NOT WANT and the third one would probably be introduced mid-way through the series and appear mysteriously and kiss her and be all 'hello, boss' and shota and cute
and we would read it
but mostly for the gay between Tsuna-chan and her passionately gay subordinate Goku-chan and for scenes that- I don't know, would probably be something like
...this.
Anyway, after all that, it can't just end there, right? The other characters- Yamamoto would probably be this really really friendly girl who'd be all 'MAA, GOKUDERA, YOUR BREASTS GREW EVEN BIGGER OVER THE HOLIDAYS', Ryohei would be ridiculously hot (come on, he- she- works out every day), that sort of thing. It'd be fun! And gay! And MAGICAL.
They can be RIVALS FOR TSUNA-CHAN'S HAND and best friends at the same time, okay? OKAY.
And Shou-chan- sorry, Shou-kun would probably be pretty if someone took off those glasses and did up that hair for crying out loud it's a mess.
TENTH I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. DO YOU SEE THESE HEARTS I EMIT. MY SHOUJO SPARKLES ARE ALL FOR YOU-
...Even I don't know.
MAAA GOKUDERA YOUR BREASTS- yeah. Uh. Yeah.
So it's kind of like taking NORMAL HAIR and EXPLODING IT and then EXPLODING IT SOME MORE- Heat thinks it's cute, Rock doesn't. It doesn't make much sense but HEY SHOUJO MANGA, WHAT PART OF IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE. But it's cute.
ogodwe'renuts.
See, if KHR was a shoujo manga, it'd probably be called something like 'My Mafia Life~!' with a few flowers and sparkles. It'd be all about Magical Mafia Girl Sawada Tsunayoshi-chan (whose parents were probably drunk and hoping for a boy when they named her) and her struggles to stay a nice, normal girl while working out her ~*~love life~*~! She'd transform into a kickass fighting self who uses LOVE BEAMS or something except there'd probably be even less plot, even more DILEMMA between-
-and the first one would be all 'Hey, Tsu-chan, let's go out after my soccer match on Friday!' and totally reduce Tsuna to a pile of useless, the second would be all 'I'll be the perfect mafia husband for you! I'll wear suits and rings and be all manly and stuff!' which would be something like OH DEAR GOD DO NOT WANT and the third one would probably be introduced mid-way through the series and appear mysteriously and kiss her and be all 'hello, boss' and shota and cute
and we would read it
but mostly for the gay between Tsuna-chan and her passionately gay subordinate Goku-chan and for scenes that- I don't know, would probably be something like
...this.
Anyway, after all that, it can't just end there, right? The other characters- Yamamoto would probably be this really really friendly girl who'd be all 'MAA, GOKUDERA, YOUR BREASTS GREW EVEN BIGGER OVER THE HOLIDAYS', Ryohei would be ridiculously hot (come on, he- she- works out every day), that sort of thing. It'd be fun! And gay! And MAGICAL.
They can be RIVALS FOR TSUNA-CHAN'S HAND and best friends at the same time, okay? OKAY.
And Shou-chan- sorry, Shou-kun would probably be pretty if someone took off those glasses and did up that hair for crying out loud it's a mess.
TENTH I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. DO YOU SEE THESE HEARTS I EMIT. MY SHOUJO SPARKLES ARE ALL FOR YOU-
...Even I don't know.
MAAA GOKUDERA YOUR BREASTS- yeah. Uh. Yeah.
So it's kind of like taking NORMAL HAIR and EXPLODING IT and then EXPLODING IT SOME MORE- Heat thinks it's cute, Rock doesn't. It doesn't make much sense but HEY SHOUJO MANGA, WHAT PART OF IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE. But it's cute.
ogodwe'renuts.