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Someone put glitter in my AC vents. This has thoroughly made me angry. I get glitter in the eyes every time, EVERY time I turn on the fan. Ninety percent of it in my eyes. And I know it's glitter because It's very visible on my shirts. FUCKING GLITTER.
-An inquisition has been started by the Cult of The Shadow Monkey, to seek out the glitter fairies and rave punks who befriend them. If you see one, or a resembling factor, consider her/him a Heretic. Burn them alive. And their glitter stash. Rah!-
(Please note the definition of an inquisition is ' A Catholic Tribunal for discovering Heretics ', we will excuse my use of improper use of the use of this word. Oh well. I have a dictionary. :D.)
-An inquisition has been started by the Cult of The Shadow Monkey, to seek out the glitter fairies and rave punks who befriend them. If you see one, or a resembling factor, consider her/him a Heretic. Burn them alive. And their glitter stash. Rah!-
(Please note the definition of an inquisition is ' A Catholic Tribunal for discovering Heretics ', we will excuse my use of improper use of the use of this word. Oh well. I have a dictionary. :D.)