May 30, 2004 14:00
I'm in Millis, Mass right now after a crazy fucking night.
I went to a huge party with a couple of friends...there was a cage with girls...jello wrestling...tons of booze...bands...techno...insane
some fat girl went crazy and put a hole in the shower and the shower is covered in jello, I woke up next to this really hot girl covered in red jello stains but no hangover even though i drank for about 12 hours straight.
I made this drink with vodka, tequila, orange soda, and some sour apple puckers...it was damn good!
They were like "kid, you gotta BE ABOUT 15!" I'm like no I'm 21 really! "yea anyone who says theyre exactly 21 is lying...I was like oh um, ahh, umm, and they gave me another beer...so it was all good.
now Im stuck in Millis cause my ride drove home while I was passed out and broke down, got towed all the way to Cape Cod.
I had a fucking trip, and I remember everything...I'm gonna hitch if I dont get a ride
aWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE