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Dammit. Patrick, Kevin, Mikki, and Mel tagged me. Bryce and Doug? Nope. Try again, chumps.
Guilty Pleasures:
1.) Living for right now.
This causes me to do things like sleep with fat girls. If I put some consideration of consequence
occasionally into my drunken stupors, I would definitely have fewer oopses. But at the same time, it would
be so boring.Because everyone has a stupid Caleb story.
2.) Maroon 5.
Is this a band that anyone other than 13 year-old girls should be listening to? Probably not. Do I still
really dig their music? Yes. Shut up, I can hear you laughing!
3.) Heroin.
Actually, I've never even seen heroin. But I freaked you out for a minute and made you feel bad about
laughing at me for Maroon 5. Asshole.
3.(really) Peeing outside.
It's like playing with the water hose as a child, only now children would probably be less thrilled about
this activity. Petrified and psychologically scarred would actually be better. Especially if you do it in
front of elementary schools, like I do.
That's really it. Call me, fuckers, big news soon.
Guilty Pleasures:
1.) Living for right now.
This causes me to do things like sleep with fat girls. If I put some consideration of consequence
occasionally into my drunken stupors, I would definitely have fewer oopses. But at the same time, it would
be so boring.Because everyone has a stupid Caleb story.
2.) Maroon 5.
Is this a band that anyone other than 13 year-old girls should be listening to? Probably not. Do I still
really dig their music? Yes. Shut up, I can hear you laughing!
3.) Heroin.
Actually, I've never even seen heroin. But I freaked you out for a minute and made you feel bad about
laughing at me for Maroon 5. Asshole.
3.(really) Peeing outside.
It's like playing with the water hose as a child, only now children would probably be less thrilled about
this activity. Petrified and psychologically scarred would actually be better. Especially if you do it in
front of elementary schools, like I do.
That's really it. Call me, fuckers, big news soon.