Sperm-A-Thon '05!
Hey, kids, sorry it's been a while. I've been busy...um...busy.
So, it's that time, for the first time. Due to a friend who is in need of assistance raining justice down onto the heads of the wicked, my off-kilter roomate and I are hosting Sperm-A-Thon 2005! Anyone with at least one working testicle and willing to bring their own receptacle is more than welcome. This festival is still in its early stages, and there's a lot of things we'll need, such as:
-porn
-anyone who happens to own the song "Eye of the Tiger." (Don't ask.)
-extraction assistants (visual or physical)
-cigarettes (for post-coital relaxation)
Feel free to drop by anytime, but call first. For those of you without it, my number is (405) 314-2863.
We look forward to your contribution in any way possible. Call with any questions or directions.
-C.
So, it's that time, for the first time. Due to a friend who is in need of assistance raining justice down onto the heads of the wicked, my off-kilter roomate and I are hosting Sperm-A-Thon 2005! Anyone with at least one working testicle and willing to bring their own receptacle is more than welcome. This festival is still in its early stages, and there's a lot of things we'll need, such as:
-porn
-anyone who happens to own the song "Eye of the Tiger." (Don't ask.)
-extraction assistants (visual or physical)
-cigarettes (for post-coital relaxation)
Feel free to drop by anytime, but call first. For those of you without it, my number is (405) 314-2863.
We look forward to your contribution in any way possible. Call with any questions or directions.
-C.