When I got drunk and flirted with two men (one married)
That was last night at my uncle's annual Christmas party. Many things were happening at The same time during this Christmas party. I spend 100% of the party drinking. I drank many many Mike's hard lime things, mudslides and jello shots. I spend half of the party wandering around and talking to everyone, most of the people I don't know because they work with my uncle. I spent some time talking with this awesome married man and more time outside on the porch with my cousin Jen and my cousin Ryan's fiancee Cary who graduated from CD a year before me. The married guy was really cute and I didnt know he was married when I started flirting with him. I was pretty tipsy and I was just smiling at him across the room and whatnot. Later I asked him if he was Jewish and he told me he was married. Oh well. After that we went outside and shared a cigar and talked for awhile. My cousin Jen wanted to hook me up with one of my cousin Bobby's friends. I was on the porch and Jen made him come outside to meet me. He was pretty hot I thought. He looked kinda like a hotter version of Wesley Crusher from Star Trek Next Generation. He had dark hair and really blue eyes. We shook hands and talked for little but I can't remember what about. Anyway we barely talked and I didnt really hang out with him but still kept glancing at him whenever I was near him inside. When he was leaving he went out of his way to find me to say goodbye and he hugged me for like 5 seconds and whispered in my ear, " Merry Christmas sweetheart". Jen kept pestering me to get his number but I was too shy or drunk or something. I'll probably see him again in like a week since hes my cousins friend, he'll probably go downtown with us on New Years Eve. My parents were pretty darn drunk and they even left the party at 12:30 without me. As soon as we got there at 7:00 some drunk guy grabed my mom's breasts and asked her if they were real, it was so funny. Appartely this guy grabs everybody but he never grabed me even when I was standing right in front of him. Whats the deal? I'm not good to be fondled by a old drunk guy? More funny things happend like this other drunk old guy opening the front door and banging himself really hard in the head and Jen's husband not being able to work the complicated ice machine. Cary was really drunk and spilled shots of something all over the floor and then later she fell on the floor and got all wet. I only threw up one time and that was in the bathroom so that was good. Today I strangley did not have a hangover and I studied really hard for my 2 finals tomorrow, speech and math.