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[calculusdragon]

It seems that lately whenever there is any fighting I end up missing it.  I suppose I should not complain, since not being in the military right now means that I can do whatever I please, but still, battles are very exciting.  Oh, well, I am not sure if there is anyone here who I could have a fair fight with. But if there is anyone, or any group,

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voice;

[chosenfake]

[Enter: one (1) very dense redhead.]

Someone around here owns a dragon? And gives rides?

[It sounds fun and terrifying all at once.]

voice;

[calculusdragon]

I am a dragon, and I am not owned by anyone.

voice; 1/4

[chosenfake]

Wha-

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[chosenfake]

[...]

voice; 3/4

[chosenfake]

WHAT?!

voice; 4/4

[chosenfake]

[No way. No way. Dragons don't-- no.

BUT IF IT'S A REAL DRAGON IT MIGHT TRY TO EAT HIM.

Decisions, decisions.]

... I don't believe you.

video;

[calculusdragon]

[Have a dragon. Or rather, a large black dragon foot with very long talons, moving away from the camera, to reveal a very large and very big dragon.]

Now do you believe me?

voice;

[chosenfake]

[That is, indeed, a dragon. A talking dragon.

Luke needs a minute.]

... y-yeah! Of course!

[A pause.]

Sorry for not believing you. We don't have talking dragons on my world.

Especially ones that advertise.

voice;

[calculusdragon]

There seems to be many worlds without dragons, talking or not.

And I am new to advertising, but I have started my own business because there are many things I would like to be able to buy.

voice;

[chosenfake]

Like... treasure?

[He sounds so innocent. He read a lot of storybooks as a kid, okay. He wasn't allowed outside. D8]

voice;

[calculusdragon]

[And yet he's pretty much hit the nail on the head...]

Yes, I really would like more jewels and perhaps a set of talon sheaths, but also I am saving up to buy some land and have a sort of pavilion constructed, where I can live more comfortably than in my cave.

voice;

[chosenfake]

[Luke is still impressed.]

Talon sheaths? What are they for?

voice;

[calculusdragon]

[Waves foot]

Decoration, really. I have ones that are gold, but they are at home with Roland.

voice;

[chosenfake]

Huh. I never thought of dragons actually wearing their treasure, but I don't see why not.

[Luke considers.]

... I think I know someone you could take for a ride. But I'd have to come with you. Can you carry two people?

voice;

[calculusdragon]

Of course I would like to wear it, that is the best thing, because then everyone else can see it and I always know exactly where it is.

[Temeraire is rather amused.]

Oh yes, I am quite large enough and have a harness that comfortably seats six.

voice;

[chosenfake]

[He kind of likes this dragon.]

Ah-- that's great! Price doesn't matter. When can I schedule? I was thinking the night before the new year.