that thing between my legs is bleeding....ew

[calciumlimerust]

what an odd week.i needed this weekend...yesterday mike and i went to san antonio for my first time.it's a very beautiful city.we ate at some prissy italian place on the river walk, saw a hugggge shopping center(im not kidding it's like 2 miles long), and i saw the alamo which is alot smaller than i expected. we also went to wurstfest!! which was rad, a shitload of german-loving, sausage/sauerkraut-loving, drunk bitches listening to funny music and screaming something like ziggy tak ziggy tak hoi hoi hoi(i think ive heard it on the man show), it was great (besides the fact that i yelled at 3 german workers in funny outfits and threw a pms fit).

and then came home to watch an msnbc special on lesbian relationships in prison, and learned they call it
"bull- doggin"...