Christmas with my dad's family usually goes something like this

[calavarna]

Aunty: We have a tray of mangoes. Do you like mangoes?

Me: Yes, but I'm actually fructose intol-

Aunty: Here, have six! And some lychees!

Me: Um, thanks?

Aunty: What about chocolate? Do you like chocolate?

Me: I shouldn't really eat-

Aunty: Have five boxes!

Me: But-

Aunty: There's also Christmas pudding. Take some pudding home with you.

Me: But-

Aunty: And jelly. You should have some jelly and custard.

Me: But-

Aunty: I also put a container of rocky road in the fridge for you. And some chocolate ginger.

Me: ...

Aunty: Now, what are you having for dinner?

Me: asdkhdklhjj