New Doctor Who! Two and a half minutes of Whoness scripted by kids of a primary school. AGAIN. Why isn't there a competition for slighty bitter twenty-somethings who are still not over the fact there wasn't new Who on the telly when they were growing up? Let's have one of those competitions, BBC!
Anyway, it's called Good as Gold and it's quite cute:
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- HOW CHEAP AM I FOR THE CLOISTER BELL? Curses, it never fails to make me glee with the eopic and ominous and the coolness of its sound even amid two comedy minutes.
- I want to know what other settings the TARDIS has now.
- OH THEIR FACES JUST MAKE ME HAPPY. And Matt Smith should think about keeping his hair like that.
- The Endlessly Tedious coverage of the bloody Olympic torch and it's journey of dullness would've been so much better with monster chasing the runners. Olympic organisers should consider this for next time.