I am not making up words to the Doctor Who theme tune that would be wrong

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• I will not read spoilers. I will not read spoilers. I will not read spoilers. I did, however, read this article which did a smashing job of easing my spoiler craving whilst only revealing the most minor of things. Also the picture at the top makes me RIDIC HAPPY. HELLO TEAM!AWESOME.
  
  Moffat: Well, first of all you make Doctor Who frightening to appeal to children - and children absolutely rank Doctor Who stories in order of frightening-ness.
  
  WHATEVS. When I was wee, what I want more than anything else was more exploring of the TARDIS (thus I was utterly gleeful when I discovered Castrovalva, and tremendously disappointed with Invasion of Time - that is not what the inside of the TARDIS looks like.) And also many episodes of the TARDIS dudes faffing around doing sod all (thus there was much rejoicing when The Hartnell Era was discovered.) I didn't like the scary bits! What if the Doctor didn't win and EVERYONE DIED AND THE UNIVERSE WAS DESTROYED?
  
  
• Tom Baker is doing Big Finish. One season of Leela-ness and one of Romana-ness. Guess which Romana. Am Quite Excited about Moar Four and Romana-ness but it does pale rather a lot compared to OMG IS IT 23RD APRIL YET?
  
  
• I've now seen the first episodes of Camelot and The Borgias and the first fifteen minutes of Game of Thrones. Not that it's a competition for, ideally, I'd want all these shows on the telly for years to come, but Camelot is winning. The Borgias and Game of Thrones both look gorgeous, really spectacularly gorgeous, and Borgias has much wit and fun about it with Jeremy Irons thieving All The Scenes. (I can't say much about GoT really, Sean Bean's in it! He's always good! Arya made me yay for her thirty seconds!) But Camelot has one of my favourite actresses playing a character type I adore, thus I shall be well bitter when it gets cancelled first for American telly Never Goes My Way, woes.
  
  
• During LJ outage, I procrastinated via Dragon Age 2. I tried to be villainous, I really did. And then I was horrible to Merrill and it was just awful, so I've stopped that now. DOOMED TO BE HEROIC IN FICTIONAL WORLDS. Alas.