Tzup iz leaving on a Jet Plane, Don't know when he will be back agin

[calamitycougar]

Ah iz sorry tah say thot Tzup is leaving Iowa tah fly tu San Francisco then tah fly out of the country

Ah will miss him dearly

Ah Kinnot wait till he returns

Ah ain't really sure how long he will be gone fo this time.

But Ah em shore it ain't long enough
April Fools.  Mahbeh he will stay gone this time.

Mangy Mutt