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[calamitousness]

... Hey, Weiss.

I can hit a person's head with a wrench from thirty feet away.

Want a demonstration of that, too?

(OOC; Refer back to this entry. |D)

Comments

[limpidus]

...I had expected a more creative variety of revenge from you...

[calamitousness]

Oh, that's only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Believe me - I have a whole list of ideas.

[limpidus]

Good. I must admit, I am curious as to them...

[calamitousness]

All the better.

[limpidus]

I suppose so.

...you are unharmed by the experience, though?

[calamitousness]

I've got bruises in places that there shouldn't be bruises.

Shall I specify?

[limpidus]

...oh.

I apologize. It wasn't meant to cause injury... simply to irritate, I suppose. Simply a prank.

...I admit, I do not possess the strongest grasp on comedy and the like...

[calamitousness]

. . .

Don't worry about it. S'not like Gippal hasn't done the same thing to me a thousand and three times already.

But now I'll have to give you a new sense of humor, y'know.

[limpidus]

...if you insist. Then I suppose I should also not worry about acquiring some sort of baked goods by means of reparations?

...oh?

[calamitousness]

Hey, I never said you didn't need to do that! Pastries are always welcome.

.. Which part was that 'oh' directed at?

[limpidus]

...what variety?

It was in reference to the concept of being given a new sense of humor.

[calamitousness]

Anything with peaches in it is good.

Yes, then~ I'm going to give you lessons about being funny. ♥