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Dear Assorted Newspapers,
Just because you're getting your knuckles wrapped by the Leveson enquiry doesn't mean anyone's going to mind if the BBC haven't dug up a hibernating, wild, mother polar bear and have instead used footage from a custom built den in a zoo.
Crucially, they're still real baby polar bears. Unlike say, a lot of your stories.
You utter bell ends.
Just because you're getting your knuckles wrapped by the Leveson enquiry doesn't mean anyone's going to mind if the BBC haven't dug up a hibernating, wild, mother polar bear and have instead used footage from a custom built den in a zoo.
Crucially, they're still real baby polar bears. Unlike say, a lot of your stories.
You utter bell ends.