Dog Food Isn't Either (Drabble)
Its a Teal'c drabble, really.
Its a funny Teal'c drabble. It was going to be a ficlet, but it ended up being a drabble, 'cos frankly I can't write Teal'c POV. And in my mind, its set in an early season.
Something landed on his desk.
“O’Neill. I require an explanation.”
He picked up the packaging, turning it over and examining it for any untoward … anything.
He failed.
Shrugging, he opened up the packet, biting into the contents before belatedly offering one to the worried presence.
“You are mistaken if you believe I would condone such behaviour. Although I believe several indigenous peoples formerly partook in this, I object.”
Was that coldness in his tone?
What?
The wording caught his eye.
He began to laugh.
“Teal’c - Jaffa cakes aren’t…”
Words failed him momentarily, then he gamely continued. “…Made of Jaffas…”
Its a funny Teal'c drabble. It was going to be a ficlet, but it ended up being a drabble, 'cos frankly I can't write Teal'c POV. And in my mind, its set in an early season.
Something landed on his desk.
“O’Neill. I require an explanation.”
He picked up the packaging, turning it over and examining it for any untoward … anything.
He failed.
Shrugging, he opened up the packet, biting into the contents before belatedly offering one to the worried presence.
“You are mistaken if you believe I would condone such behaviour. Although I believe several indigenous peoples formerly partook in this, I object.”
Was that coldness in his tone?
What?
The wording caught his eye.
He began to laugh.
“Teal’c - Jaffa cakes aren’t…”
Words failed him momentarily, then he gamely continued. “…Made of Jaffas…”