Beware the Ides...
Yeah, I know. It's St. Patrick's Day. I missed the Ides of March. I've got a frickin' job, okay? I don't have time post on theme. So please, cut me some slack, laddie. Besides, everybody's too bloody drunk to know the difference.
Alright. May I begin now? Thank you.
I've got the apartment to myself tonight, and I bet you're wondering, "What fun and excitement does Rocco have in store for St. Patrick's day?" I'm glad you asked. Tonight, to celebrate the Ides of March, I'm going to write about Fluoride... in iambic pentameter. More specifically, I shall use heroic couplets. I might even get crazy and toss in a trochaic inversion. Why? Because the last person to write warnings about ides did fancy things like that all the time.
Devil's taint in wine and porter
Tiny gift from New World Order
Need a herd to loot and pillage
Pour this junk in every village
Slow the brain, they will abide
Shut up slave, drink more fluoride
Hey! Calm down! I know... I know... Any idiot with ten fingers can tell it's not iambic pentameter. I had to scale it back a bit. I have a frickin' job, okay? I don't have time to become Shakespeare! Not right now! So please, cut me a wee bit 'o slack, lass. Besides, you got some rhyming couplets out of deal.
I messed up. I became fixated on the rhyme with Order, but it doesn't form a proper iamb. What was I supposed to do, use trochaic rhythm for the whole thing? Oh, that's not a bad idea. Too late now, maybe next year!
Unless you're Julius Caesar, and I know you're not, the Ides of March are not the ides you need to be concerned with. It's those fluorides. They're gonna get you.
Hello? Yeah, you just blue-screened... It means you're either confused or bored. Don't worry, I get that all the time! To remedy this situation, I'm going to recap the fluoride stories, but I'll keep them short and maybe add a bit of dramatization.
Yes. I said 'stories', implying more than one. There are exactly two stories. The Official Story, and The Truth. Though, sometimes they are erroneously labeled as The Truth and Crackpot Conspiracy Theory. Mix-ups happen, it's no big deal.
The Official Story
"Golly Gee! I've just discovered that soaking teeth in a Fluoride solution has a hardening effect upon the enamel! I hope the government forces everybody to drink it, so we can all have healthy teeth!"
The Truth
"Whatcha gonna do with all that muck, all that muck inside your truck?"
"I'ma make make make you suck, get you real dumb off my gunk, my gunk, my neurotoxin junk."
Sorry about that.
The Truth (Take Two)
"Number Two, we have a problem."
"What troubles you, sir?"
"Those damn tree-huggers won't let us dump our fluoride into the lakes or rivers, and it costs a fortune to dispose of properly."
"Oh. Well, let's just use the slaves as filters."
"Can we do that? I assumed there was some fucking amendment against it."
"We'll get the marketing team involved. The slaves will beg us for fluoride. They'll pay us to take it away!"
"Is this going to give us any legal trouble? What happens if they drink it?"
"We'll make it illegal to sue for fluoridating a water supply. As to the effects, they'll become stupider and more docile."
"Perfect!"
Et tu, Fluoride?
Whoah! Okay, I can answer questions, but, please, one at a time.
Why don't I believe the official story? That's easy. Faulty logic. When applied topically, fluoride hardens teeth, therefore we should drink it? That makes as much sense as drinking conditioner to make hair silky and radiant.
You don't think the government would allow people to be fed poison? Walk into a party store, pick up a few snack products, and read the ingredients. Now look up those ingredients on the internet. Proof that the government is not protecting us from consuming harmful substances.
How do I know fluoride is poisonous? It is well documented. There is even proof in your own home. Pick up your tube of fluoridated toothpaste and read the back. Warnings Keep out of reach of children under 6 yrs of age. If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Hmm, sounds like poison! I have a tube of fluoride-free toothpaste and it bears no warnings.
Where does fluoride come from? I'm glad you asked. It comes from our enemies. We pay for their toxic waste so we can drink it. As a bonus, they can send over mystery substances and we'll drink them too!
I'd like to mention that even if you believe the official story and want to consume fluoride, it is not ethical to force a medication upon a population. Seems like something the Nazis would do, doesn't it? Where are the limits? Will we someday be forced to drink Lithium so we don't all hang ourselves? Fluoride consumption, like any medication, should be a choice, just like Tylenol, multivitamins, or nutritional supplements.
Out Damned Spot!
I could go on and on and post tons of links, but I have a frickin' job! I don't have time to be your personal research assistant! Besides, nobody clicks on my links anyway. Hence the low quantity. I thought common sense might be more practical today.
I just wanted to give you all something to think about. Food for thought. Fight it, drink it, love it, hate it, it's up to you. Do your own research, draw your own conclusions. Just know that it would pain me to see you with an addled mind, failing organs, spotted teeth, and cracking bones due to systemic fluoride toxicity.
Love all, trust a few, feed fluoride to none.
Alright. May I begin now? Thank you.
I've got the apartment to myself tonight, and I bet you're wondering, "What fun and excitement does Rocco have in store for St. Patrick's day?" I'm glad you asked. Tonight, to celebrate the Ides of March, I'm going to write about Fluoride... in iambic pentameter. More specifically, I shall use heroic couplets. I might even get crazy and toss in a trochaic inversion. Why? Because the last person to write warnings about ides did fancy things like that all the time.
Devil's taint in wine and porter
Tiny gift from New World Order
Need a herd to loot and pillage
Pour this junk in every village
Slow the brain, they will abide
Shut up slave, drink more fluoride
Hey! Calm down! I know... I know... Any idiot with ten fingers can tell it's not iambic pentameter. I had to scale it back a bit. I have a frickin' job, okay? I don't have time to become Shakespeare! Not right now! So please, cut me a wee bit 'o slack, lass. Besides, you got some rhyming couplets out of deal.
I messed up. I became fixated on the rhyme with Order, but it doesn't form a proper iamb. What was I supposed to do, use trochaic rhythm for the whole thing? Oh, that's not a bad idea. Too late now, maybe next year!
Unless you're Julius Caesar, and I know you're not, the Ides of March are not the ides you need to be concerned with. It's those fluorides. They're gonna get you.
Hello? Yeah, you just blue-screened... It means you're either confused or bored. Don't worry, I get that all the time! To remedy this situation, I'm going to recap the fluoride stories, but I'll keep them short and maybe add a bit of dramatization.
Yes. I said 'stories', implying more than one. There are exactly two stories. The Official Story, and The Truth. Though, sometimes they are erroneously labeled as The Truth and Crackpot Conspiracy Theory. Mix-ups happen, it's no big deal.
The Official Story
"Golly Gee! I've just discovered that soaking teeth in a Fluoride solution has a hardening effect upon the enamel! I hope the government forces everybody to drink it, so we can all have healthy teeth!"
The Truth
"Whatcha gonna do with all that muck, all that muck inside your truck?"
"I'ma make make make you suck, get you real dumb off my gunk, my gunk, my neurotoxin junk."
Sorry about that.
The Truth (Take Two)
"Number Two, we have a problem."
"What troubles you, sir?"
"Those damn tree-huggers won't let us dump our fluoride into the lakes or rivers, and it costs a fortune to dispose of properly."
"Oh. Well, let's just use the slaves as filters."
"Can we do that? I assumed there was some fucking amendment against it."
"We'll get the marketing team involved. The slaves will beg us for fluoride. They'll pay us to take it away!"
"Is this going to give us any legal trouble? What happens if they drink it?"
"We'll make it illegal to sue for fluoridating a water supply. As to the effects, they'll become stupider and more docile."
"Perfect!"
Et tu, Fluoride?
Whoah! Okay, I can answer questions, but, please, one at a time.
Why don't I believe the official story? That's easy. Faulty logic. When applied topically, fluoride hardens teeth, therefore we should drink it? That makes as much sense as drinking conditioner to make hair silky and radiant.
You don't think the government would allow people to be fed poison? Walk into a party store, pick up a few snack products, and read the ingredients. Now look up those ingredients on the internet. Proof that the government is not protecting us from consuming harmful substances.
How do I know fluoride is poisonous? It is well documented. There is even proof in your own home. Pick up your tube of fluoridated toothpaste and read the back. Warnings Keep out of reach of children under 6 yrs of age. If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away. Hmm, sounds like poison! I have a tube of fluoride-free toothpaste and it bears no warnings.
Where does fluoride come from? I'm glad you asked. It comes from our enemies. We pay for their toxic waste so we can drink it. As a bonus, they can send over mystery substances and we'll drink them too!
I'd like to mention that even if you believe the official story and want to consume fluoride, it is not ethical to force a medication upon a population. Seems like something the Nazis would do, doesn't it? Where are the limits? Will we someday be forced to drink Lithium so we don't all hang ourselves? Fluoride consumption, like any medication, should be a choice, just like Tylenol, multivitamins, or nutritional supplements.
Out Damned Spot!
I could go on and on and post tons of links, but I have a frickin' job! I don't have time to be your personal research assistant! Besides, nobody clicks on my links anyway. Hence the low quantity. I thought common sense might be more practical today.
I just wanted to give you all something to think about. Food for thought. Fight it, drink it, love it, hate it, it's up to you. Do your own research, draw your own conclusions. Just know that it would pain me to see you with an addled mind, failing organs, spotted teeth, and cracking bones due to systemic fluoride toxicity.
Love all, trust a few, feed fluoride to none.