214 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

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[It's the same scenario as always. Niko doesn't thrash or yell, only goes for his knife and wakes with his pulse pounding in his ears. He sees the photograph of his brother in short order, though it's of no help this time, serving only to remind him of a cave-in beneath the supporting structures of

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[captainshort]

You and everybody else. I usually don't have nightmares, too.

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[cal_sitter]

Care to come be a cat whisperer while you're avoiding sleep?

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[captainshort]

What's he doing now?

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[cal_sitter]

He could stand to have his claws trimmed.

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[captainshort]

[quiet snort]

I hope you aren't asking me to trim his claws.

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[cal_sitter]

You'd rather hold him?

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[captainshort]

Well, I doubt he would scratch me. I think he likes me fine by now.

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[cal_sitter]

According to Robin, he's hunting for souls.

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[captainshort]

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Are you sure he isn't talking about Salome?

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[cal_sitter]

Salome is bald and stuffed with fragrant herbs. I think Robin can tell the difference.

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[captainshort]

I think Salome is more likely to hunt for souls than Hal.

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[cal_sitter]

I'll ask Wahanket about it next time I threaten him.

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[captainshort]

... excuse me?

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[cal_sitter]

You think Salome latched onto Robin's leg from out of nowhere? She was made.

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[captainshort]

That's gross.

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[cal_sitter]

She's an undead cat. I think that already implied unsavory origins.