Jun 01, 2009 19:59
Voice
-ou don't hurry up I'm going to leave you here for Boggle's children. It would be an educational experience for all parties con- ... -cerned ...
[A moment's pause as the memories return. Then a sigh.]
This is becoming ridiculous. I was supposed to have office hours this afternoon and a meeting with my advisor. The day was going to be normal, relaxing, enjoyable. Instead I am standing in the middle of a forest-
[A roar, a whoosh of air, two meaty thunks against the ground.]
-chipping the edge of my sword on the spine of a remarkably stupid beast-
[Here, he breaks off again, and there's another sound of impact. Boot against skull this time?] Stay down.
-with feeble aspirations of reaching the top of the food chain.
As the City rarely fails to broadcast an arrival, I suppose someone can hear me and tell me what I've missed.
mr miyagi = pwned,
big brother,
bye bye cherish,
brings new meaning to history buff,
sets off metal detectors at 100 feet,
book geek,
i love my katana,
ninja,
took a trip home,
where does he hide all those swords,
super sexy boogeyman slayer,
oh my god he has a sense of humor,
cal,
boggles,
grad student,
plays with sharp objects,
buddha-loving bad ass,
this is how he does relaxed