192 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

Coulrophobia - n., an extreme fear of clowns

Bodach - n., something that will actually eat you while wearing grease paint if you don't chop it into pieces first

[ooc: It was either this or the original Niko, "Honk, honk," which I just can't bring myself to do.]

Comments

[repeatshimself]

Wait there's a name for killer clowns?

[cal_sitter]

No, there's a name for a particular type of monster that disguises itself as a clown.

[repeatshimself]

This is depressing.

Depressing and horrifying.

[cal_sitter]

It also goes down chimneys.

[repeatshimself]

Does it come up toilets, too? Because seriously, I don't think I'm ever going to sleep again.

[cal_sitter]

No, and I've yet to find a monster that does.

[repeatshimself]

See that's the kind of thing I want to hear. That there's still nothing to fear from my bathroom.

[cal_sitter]

Then you probably want to direct the conversation to another part of the house.

[repeatshimself]

Well, I'm not afraid of clowns anyway.

[cal_sitter]

Are you sure?

[repeatshimself]

I wouldn't have said it if I wasn't.

[cal_sitter]

All right then.