187 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

At this juncture it would be reasonable, despite the inherent contradiction, to wonder if my rational mind is finally gone. The City being what it is, the better presumption would be that self-diagnosis is premature and I was indeed ambushed by a handful of aspiring ninja at four o'clock this morning. Something about proving themselves. I'm

Comments

[blackeyedskank]

I thought you were the ninja.

[cal_sitter]

Perhaps that's why I'm the one who walked away and they're the ones in search of physicians.

[blackeyedskank]

Are you sure it wasn't some delusion by your happier-than-normal mind? You're the one wondering whether or not your brain is actually still rattling around in there.

[cal_sitter]

Who said anything about happiness?

[blackeyedskank]

I said happier than normal. Learn to read.

[cal_sitter]

I would have to possess some small fraction of happiness to be happier than normal, wouldn't I?

[blackeyedskank]

You'd have to be remotely normal to be normal.

[cal_sitter]

You remember what normal is? I'm impressed.

[blackeyedskank]

Watch your step, Niko, the rug might get yanked out from under you when you aren't looking.

[cal_sitter]

And you're waiting to tug it.

[blackeyedskank]

Usually there's a date involved when you know someone that well.

[cal_sitter]

When was your last with Sam?

niko you're going to die

[blackeyedskank]

Right after my first with you.

love you too ruby, kiss kiss

[cal_sitter]

How did he take to your seeing other people?

POISON KISS

[blackeyedskank]

He knows you're the only one for me, Niko. you can't deny the inevitable.

caaaaaaan you feel the looooooove tonight

[cal_sitter]

I spent most of my life doing so. It worked remarkably well.